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Quote: Aaron @ June 18 2010, 1:08 PM BST

When on Earth will that be?

Next Friday. After that, I don't think there's football everyday. Just most of them.

Quote: john lucas 101 @ June 18 2010, 1:07 PM BST

Does it matter?

I suppose not.

But it maybe shows that all the money they make from Wimbledon isn't doing much good at grass roots level.
But that's nothing new.

Quote: john lucas 101 @ June 18 2010, 1:07 PM BST

Does it matter?

Thank you, Mr Rainbow Nation.

Quote: chipolata @ June 18 2010, 1:16 PM BST

Thank you, Mr Rainbow Nation.

Thank you, Mr Four-Penneth.

I did like the gag on last nights Look Away Now about how this time next week we'll be discussing what a disappointing Wimbeldon Andy Murray's had. I hope Nadal wins it. Although Roddick's always the bridesmaid so nice if he could do it... Yours sincerely, Mr Four Penneth.

Ah, Wimbledon! Or should I say, ah, any tennis tournament that affords me yet another chance to drool over the exquisite example of female perfection that is Serena Williams? Truly the most perfect woman ever to have walked this earth. I sometimes frighten myself with the intensity of my love for her. As far as I'm aware, the feeling is not what you might call mutual, though I could be wrong.

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Quote: Michael O'Connor @ June 18 2010, 11:57 PM BST

Ah, Wimbledon! Or should I say, ah, any tennis tournament that affords me yet another chance to drool over the exquisite example of female perfection that is Serena Williams?

She's the one that looks like she can tear phone books in two, right?

And is roughly as feminine as Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Oh not again. It should be banned. All's it does is encourage Cliff Richard.

Are there any vuvuzelas at Wimbledon? I'm assuming they'll appear at every sporting event of the future.

I very much doubt they'd be allowed.

I think they'd liven up tennis matches and golf tournaments.

Quote: DaButt @ June 19 2010, 1:51 PM BST

I think they'd liven up tennis matches and golf tournaments.

And snooker.

Quote: Rob H @ June 19 2010, 10:32 PM BST

And snooker.

Laughing out loud

I think that what has been established here, is that sport is boring.

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