Gotta Leak

Newsjack series 3 ep 1 failure alert!!

FXTORE DOOR BELL RINGS. DOOR CLOSES AS CUSTOMER WALKS TO COUNTER

ANGRY SHOPPER:Hi, I, ah, I gotta leak.

SHOP ASSISTANT:Bathrooms behind you, sir

ANGRY SHOPPER:What? No! I've got a leak! A leak!

SHOP ASSISTANT:A leak?

ANGRY SHOPPER:Yes!

SHOP ASSISTANT:What, the vegetable?

ANGRY SHOPPER:Vegetable! What are you...? I've got a leak! To fix!

SHOP ASSISTANTh, a leak, gotcha! What kind of leak?

ANGRY SHOPPERil leak

SHOP ASSISTANT:You won't leak, sir

ANGRY SHOPPER:What are you talking about? It's an oil leak. (DELIBARATELY) Oi-yull-leak!

SHOP ASSISTANT: (DELIBARATELY) No-you-wont!

ANGRY SHOPPER:Look! It's an oil leak okay? Gulf of Mexico? 5000 barrels a day! Now tell me, what can I do to stop it?

SHOP ASSISTANTut a cork in it?

ANGRY SHOPPER:How dare you!

END

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Words of 'wisdom' welcome.

Sorry Jayaitch but I found this a bit lame. Not dreadful but a bit rushed. But then I know jack Shit!

Quote: Will Cam @ June 18 2010, 11:25 PM BST

Sorry Jayaitch but I found this a bit lame. Not dreadful but a bit rushed. But then I know jack Shit!

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Not a problem mate - Newsjack obviously wasnt to impressed either. I'm new to this writing malarky so its a steep learning curve for me. Any suggestions?

Quote: Will Cam @ June 18 2010, 11:25 PM BST

Sorry Jayaitch but I found this a bit lame. Not dreadful but a bit rushed. But then I know jack Shit!

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I was just trying to show how desperate BP were/are at the time - I mean they really are tryin to stop it by putting a cork in it aren't they!