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No changes. They must be doing better than I thought.

Don't we understand we need the ball?

FFS Heskey!!!

Quote: bigfella @ June 18 2010, 8:35 PM BST

Don't we understand we need the ball?

We're using reverse psychology.

Goodness me we've got worse.

OMG Rooney's losing it now too. I think it's the expectation, they just can't handle the pressure.

There's a perverse thrill to how bad England are. I'm enjoying their incompetent boobery!

Oh!!

Poo.

I have to say, magnificiently done as a country who've invented modern football you really let others play it more than you. I don't know what's got into you, England!

You wouldn't mind so much if we looked like scoring.

Here comes Defoe. He's actually offside even though he's not on the pitch yet.

The ball, get the f**king ball you........I give up. I'm going to watch the golf.

Quote: Alfred J Kipper @ June 14 2010, 1:43 AM BST

When they talk about a 'British accent' that always makes me laugh, there is more range between an Ulster or Glasgow accent and a posh standard English accent than the most extreme of US accents, so which British accent do they mean?

ESPN has Ally Mcoist as the colour commentary guy for the England/Algeria game. he's got a brill Glaswegian accent. Sounds like Scrooge McDuck.

Quote: bigfella @ June 18 2010, 8:58 PM BST

The ball, get the f**king ball you........I give up. I'm going to watch the golf.

Hatch-back?

Quote: Nil Putters @ June 18 2010, 8:59 PM BST

Hatch-back?

Its a major so it must be the estate.

Quote: bigfella @ June 18 2010, 9:01 PM BST

Its a major so it must be the estate.

:D

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