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My Brother came to my house today to pick up his ipod which he left during his 'taking the piss' week at my house. I had only one can of beer left in the fridge to have tonight after my revision, I've discovered it's gone. So I sent him an email telling him about this saying 'Contrary to popular belief, I'm not running a free off license' to which point I got the reply 'Do one you pompous little nerd'

Ouch.

Quote: Jack Massey @ June 17 2010, 6:51 PM BST

My Brother came to my house today to pick up his ipod which he left during his 'taking the piss' week at my house. I had only one can of beer left in the fridge to have tonight after my revision, I've discovered it's gone. So I sent him an email telling him about this saying 'Contrary to popular belief, I'm not running a free off license' to which point I got the reply 'Do one you pompous little nerd'

*shakes head* Your brother really sounds like a massive twat.

You've really got to stop being a victim !

May I suggest that one of these might be a starting point?

http://tinyurl.com/37ceadp

Quote: Aaron @ June 17 2010, 10:24 PM BST

*shakes head* Your brother really sounds like a massive twat.

If my brother said that to me I'd have punched him square in the face.

Quote: Aaron @ June 17 2010, 10:24 PM BST

*shakes head* Your brother really sounds like a massive twat.

That just about sums him up.

Quote: Jack Massey @ June 18 2010, 1:16 PM BST

That just about sums him up.

What happened with that Jack? Did you sling the bugger out?

Yeah I did, enough was enough.

Quote: Jack Massey @ June 18 2010, 1:22 PM BST

Yeah I did, enough was enough.

Good.

Quote: Jack Massey @ June 17 2010, 6:51 PM BST

My Brother came to my house today to pick up his ipod which he left during his 'taking the piss' week at my house. I had only one can of beer left in the fridge to have tonight after my revision, I've discovered it's gone. So I sent him an email telling him about this saying 'Contrary to popular belief, I'm not running a free off license' to which point I got the reply 'Do one you pompous little nerd'

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
-- George Burns

Humanity.

Quote: chipolata @ June 16 2010, 11:20 PM BST

People who change their names from will to Will. What's that all about? Lowercase suddenly not good enough! Eh?

Well spotted Chip but I have absolutely no idea how that has happened? This is the first time I have noticed it.

Quote: Will Cam @ June 18 2010, 2:49 PM BST

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
-- George Burns

I though it was a cigar called Hamlet. Or that just me being all 1970s?

Quote: john lucas 101 @ June 19 2010, 10:32 AM BST

I though it was a cigar called Hamlet. Or that just me being all 1970s?

You have let slip your veneer of young man about town to reveal you are old enough to be the father of the young'uns on this forum (or are we all middle aged men in some sort of Matrix type forlorn existence?)

Quote: Will Cam @ June 19 2010, 10:56 AM BST

You have let slip your veneer of young man about town...

Yes, that's that knackered. Anyway, I only know the Hamlet reference because I've, erm, seen it on those , you know, '70s clip shows. Probably.

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