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Quote: AngieBaby @ June 14 2010, 9:02 PM BSTAnd what is it with guys that sit with their legs W I D E - O P E N on public transport? Are your dicks really that large that you can't keep your legs together?
Yes. Yes they are.
Quote: Aaron @ June 14 2010, 9:11 PM BSTYes. Yes they are.
What? You've looked have you?
You'll get your Oyster Card taken off you if you're not careful !
Only men with ickle dickles drive cars.
The gang with the wang take the tube.
Guy with an oyster card be packing the meat in the trouser locker.
Quote: sootyj @ June 14 2010, 9:04 PM BSTTesticles prefer to be cool or else the boys stop swimming in the right direction.
It's often men who are wearing really tight jeans that sit with their legs so wide. As if the jeans weren't drawing enough attention to their dangly bits.
Tight trousers should be outlawed.
Well what's the point in having Phunks if you're not showing off the launching equipment.
We've had to cancel a team lunch at an Indian restaurant, because one of the girls is going out in the evening, and doesn't want her hair to 'stink of Indian'.
I wouldn't have minded so much but it turns out she's actually going out for an Indian meal.
Did she not know that there was something planned for lunch?
You should tell her not to wipe her food in her hair.
Quote: AngieBaby @ June 14 2010, 9:02 PM BSTwhat is it with guys that sit with their legs W I D E - O P E N on public transport? Are your dicks really that large that you can't keep your legs together?
Yes, or at least, that's what some men think. Further illustration of such delusion; while at kickboxing classes, in one training exercise, we were told to stand with our feet shoulder-width apart. Lots of blokes stood with their feet massively wide, wanting to believe that they had wide, manly shoulders.
People that learn kickboxing. 
Oi!
... while at kickboxing classes ...
Have you ever used your combat skills, y'know, like, on the streets?
People tagging photos of their kids as themselves on facebook... grrr....