They marry some grasping gold digger, then cheat on her with about 500 bimbos, assuming none of them will blab, then lose half their money in the inevitable divorce.
Pretty much the thickest specimens of humanity you could find.
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Quote: zooo @ June 14 2010, 3:09 PM BSTThey marry some grasping gold digger, then cheat on her with about 500 bimbos, assuming none of them will blab, then lose half their money in the inevitable divorce.
Pretty much the thickest specimens of humanity you could find.
Quote: zooo @ June 14 2010, 3:09 PM BSTThey marry some grasping gold digger, then cheat on her with about 500 bimbos, assuming none of them will blab, then lose half their money in the inevitable divorce.
Pretty much the thickest specimens of humanity you could find.
Sounds like a great job. Where do I apply? 
Quote: will Cam @ June 14 2010, 3:15 PM BSTSounds like a great job. Where do I apply?
Get in line, bucko.
I'm wondering if they have such an insane competitive drive that they see women as potential trophies, and simply try to get the shiniest one possible to show off to everybody.
Quite probably.
The women obviously don't feel the same drive. Have you seen Crouch and Rooney? 
Quote: zooo @ June 14 2010, 3:09 PM BSTThey marry some grasping gold digger, then cheat on her with about 500 bimbos, assuming none of them will blab, then lose half their money in the inevitable divorce. Pretty much the thickest specimens of humanity you could find.
*Peter Kay. Jolanta. IT David. Muslims. Drugs. Skirts. Professional footballers... soon Chip's list of things zooo hates will be complete*
I don't remember any skirt debacle, and you should change Muslims to religion, but the rest is very acccurate. Well done.
Does zoo hate skirts??
Nope!
Quote: zooo @ June 14 2010, 3:36 PM BSTNope!
Phew.
Quote: Steve Sunshine @ June 14 2010, 2:51 PM BSTAs they work in a very Male centric environment they may not get the chance to meet the right sort of women.
They get targetted by Women in nightclubs who are looking for a glamorous lifestyle wiothout the hard work.
Peter Crouch was asked what would he be if he wasn't a footballer- "a virgin probably."
I joined a band when I was younger to meet and pull such aforementioned shallow women. Unfortunately they were more Mel from Flight of the Concords than Abbey Clancy.
Quote: youngian @ June 14 2010, 4:39 PM BSTPeter Crouch was asked what would he be if he wasn't a footballer- "a virgin probably." I joined a band when I was younger to meet and pull such aforementioned shallow women. Unfortunately they were more Mel from Flight of the Concords than Abbey Clancy.
Is Abby Clancy the one on that godawful James Cordon football show? She's very punchable.
I was quite surprised to see Djibril Cisse's wife on a recent Come Dine with Me.
Going by how flambuoyant he is, I was expecting his wife to be OTT, but she is remarkably plain. And a complete cow, and rather indiscrete, I don't imagine he'd be too happy with her telling people that he refuses to watch porn with her.
English footballers do seem a bit of a cliche though. Like (c)rap music and bling and over made up tarts.
There are notable exceptions. Pat Nevin was an intelligent bloke and liked indie music. Apparently Rob Green (yes that Rob Green)'s favourite book is the Iliad.