Things that piss you off Page 589

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ June 14 2010, 9:58 AM BST

That does sound vaguely familiar. Is it the one Mr Humphrys wears the big fur coat? Though I'd rather be stuck in John Lewis than the grotty Grace Brothers.

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Yes, he may have donned the fur coat in one of those episodes to keep out the cold night air. There were indeed two episodes of AYBS where the staff spend the night in the store, not because of inclement weather but because of transport strikes: 'Camping In' in Series 1 and 'The Apartment' in Series 7.

Quote: john lucas 101 @ June 14 2010, 10:58 AM BST

It must have been great working at Grace Brothers.

'Yes, well, I've had a bit of a think and this week, you're all going, for no readily understood reason, to work in the toy department instead.'

'Righto, guvnor.'

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Quote: Leevil @ June 14 2010, 2:37 AM BST

We (or the missus to be precise) ended up getting one of the phones he recommended. HTC Desire and it's beautiful, so thank you crazy Curry Man (who incidentally was an Indian fella )

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Anything HTC is glorious.

Quote: Aaron @ June 14 2010, 1:12 PM BST

Anything HTC is glorious.

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I want a HTC legend, but my stupid contract constricts me

That's why you shouldn't go on a contract!

HTC Desire on order

Racist.

Quote: The Cool Mikado @ June 14 2010, 2:22 PM BST

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Anyone seen in posession of such an object should be executed.

Quote: Aaron @ June 14 2010, 2:26 PM BST

Anyone seen in posession of such an object should be executed.

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What are they? Bongs?

Some sort of noise implement.

Quote: Aaron @ June 14 2010, 2:31 PM BST

Some sort of noise implement.

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An extended noise hole??? You humans are disgusting.

Quote: Gavin @ June 14 2010, 2:31 PM BST

An extended noise hole??? You humans are disgusting.

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Human? I'm a Time Lord, me.

Quote: Gavin @ June 14 2010, 2:14 PM BST

HTC Desire on order

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That Adidas ad. I just remembered it exists. Arggh!!

I've only ever had one job where I worked with the public, never again! What a bunch of rude, thankless, demanding bastards we are.

And what is it with guys that sit with their legs W I D E - O P E N on public transport? Are your dicks really that large that you can't keep your legs together?