WAGs: why do they all seem to be glamorous bimbo sorts? Hasn't a footballer ever hooked up with a quiet librarian, a hairy eco-warrier or indeed a bloke?
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No, because footballers have NO imagination, personality or authenticity.
Quote: zooo @ June 14 2010, 11:53 AM BSTNo, because footballers have NO imagination, personality or authenticity.
To be fair, we only hear about the bimboids. Plenty of footballers probably shack up with struggling novelists writing books about going home to Bhopal after years away.
Don't be silly. Footballers can't read, they wouldn't know what a book is. They'd probably try and eat it.
Quote: zooo @ June 14 2010, 11:53 AM BSTNo, because footballers have NO imagination, personality or authenticity.
Indeed.
Quote: zooo @ June 14 2010, 11:53 AM BSTNo, because footballers have NO imagination, personality or authenticity.
I am similarly vacant. Does this mean that I'm a footballer, or have I made a basic error of logic?
To be fair we only see the ones who fit the stereotypes. It is surprising how many of them marry so early and have bits on the side and no gay footballers come out. It seems they are about forty years behind most of society.
Quote: youngian @ June 14 2010, 1:41 PM BSTTo be fair we only see the ones who fit the stereotypes. It is surprising how many of them marry so early and have bits on the side and no gay footballers come out. It seems they are about forty years behind most of society.
Yes! They are a really odd strand of humanity/society.
Their world is very male-centric. Maybe that's what the whole world would be like if it was all men.
Quote: zooo @ June 14 2010, 1:44 PM BSTTheir world is very male-centric. Maybe that's what the whole world would be like if it was all men.
I wish I was a proper football lad. Hang on, I'll give it a go. Ahem:
'GET IN!'
No, I didn't enjoy that. I suppose I'll have to stick to being some sort of fey, semi-man and muddle on accordingly.
Quote: zooo @ June 14 2010, 1:44 PM BSTTheir world is very male-centric. Maybe that's what the whole world would be like if it was all men.
A world with only men in it probably would be quite male-centric, hm.
Quote: Matthew Stott @ June 14 2010, 1:47 PM BSTA world with only men in it probably would be quite male-centric, hm.
Shuttup you!
You know what I meant!
Footballers are the missing link between normals and the criminal part of society.
Quote: zooo @ June 14 2010, 1:44 PM BSTYes! They are a really odd strand of humanity/society.
Their world is very male-centric. Maybe that's what the whole world would be like if it was all men.
As they work in a very Male centric environment they may not get the chance to meet the right sort of women.
They get targetted by Women in nightclubs who are looking for a glamorous lifestyle wiothout the hard work.
This is true.
Quote: Steve Sunshine @ June 14 2010, 2:51 PM BSTAs they work in a very Male centric environment they may not get the chance to meet the right sort of women.
They get targetted by Women in nightclubs who are looking for a glamorous lifestyle wiothout the hard work.
Indeed victims.