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Halloween! WOOP!

Tomorrow I am spending the day in Torquay and then tis party and sweetie central! Anything to fill the void before crimbo.......55 days.........WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I expect I'll spent it alternating between giving sweets to cute neighbourhood kiddies and trying to appease chav's in masks with a finger of fudge.

D

Position a septic tank above the door and tip it onto the begging bastards....God, I'm in a good mood the night that the holidays end.

We get maybe 2 knocks on our door in the whole night.

And that's a generous estimate.

Quote: Aaron @ October 30, 2007, 11:16 PM

We get maybe 2 knocks on our door in the whole night.

And that's a generous estimate.

So why don't small children knock at your door anymore then?

You do seem concerned about it.

I just done a pumpkin.
T'is quite scary if I do say so myself.

Quote: zooo @ October 31, 2007, 1:38 AM

I just done a pumpkin.
T'is quite scary if I do say so myself.

I'm sure there are planty of mmen about zoo no ned to resot to veg-i-ality :)

I'm all for turning the lights out and pretending we're not in, but my wife and daughter have bought a pumpkin, 4 big bags of sweets and a scary mask and dress, so I guess we're partaking.

Anyone else want to share their halloween pics?

http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j53/david_bussell/Papa.jpg

Quote: zooo @ October 31, 2007, 1:38 AM

I just done a pumpkin.

...and now you're having a nice relaxing 'afterwards' ciggie!

Sorry Gav beat me to it.. although mine the more eloquent, I feel!

Quote: David Bussell @ October 31, 2007, 10:18 AM

Anyone else want to share their halloween pics?

http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j53/david_bussell/Papa.jpg

Awesome effort David!!!!!!! :D

Helloooo Dave....You're my wife now...

I went to see Rocky Horror Sing-a-Long in the cinema! We dressed up and everything...so no, I wouldnt like to share photos :D

Ah, boo hiss! :P

Quote: David Chapman @ October 30, 2007, 11:25 PM

So why don't small children knock at your door anymore then?

They never have. (Make of that what you will.)

I was up at stupid o clock in morning just to get a decent set of pumpkins but it was all good! Drank my babycham in my hood and danced around my basket doing a very bad robot and clearing the dancefloor.

You're all Heathens and God will Smite you down Mwahahahahahahahahahaah

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