Hard to believe I know, but they've missed me off again.
It's the same every year.
I mean, I do things for my country. I wash my milk bottles out before I put them on the step.
And what about all those corn flake packets I put out?
I could have collected all those up and got myself a Davy Crockett hat ! But, no, I thought, my country first and this is how they repay me.
Well, they can whistle for their salvage in the future. I'm going to stock myself up with Davy Crockett hats, assorted whistles and scenes from Noddy In Toyland.
We'll see who's the loser in the long run.
