Sorry I'm late...

Sorry I'm a bit late tonight in introducing myself - I've just got back from watching a Stephen Hawking's tribute band play at the Ramps-not-Amps festival, and I have to say they were bloody brilliant! The percussionist didn't miss a beat.

If anyone wants to check out my weekly blog to get a flavour of my writing style please go to : http://barrymanana.wordpress.com

I'm looking to write for someone performing stand-up. Usual terms, such as in 'will want your first born' etc if you become famous.

Regards, Ross McCulloch (Writing as Barry Manana)

Hello and welcome ;-)

Welcome to the site.

Hullo.

Hello.

Hello - to everyone and thanks for saying Hi.

I'd love to use an emoticon, but the one I usually use is getting on a bit and has actually gone in for a facelift this weekend.