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Quote: Nil Putters @ June 11 2010, 2:50 PM BST

Ha! No, I'm on a strict toast diet. Least vile to look at when it comes back up.

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Lovely.

Quote: Aaron @ June 11 2010, 2:55 PM BST

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Mmmmm, Rolos.

Oooooo, jealous.

I asked for a Mars bar, but this is even more exciting.

It's like 10 mini Mars Bars in one!

Haha!
I gave my last one to myself, because I am ace.

Bill has been to IKEA...

Quote: billwill @ June 11 2010, 8:26 PM BST

Bill has been to IKEA...

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To hang out? Or did you buy something?

I love going to IKEA.

Quote: chipolata @ June 11 2010, 8:29 PM BST

To hang out? Or did you buy something?

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To hide in wardrobes and masturbate frantically as he watches people go past. That's what the CPS say anyway.

Quote: zooo @ June 11 2010, 1:21 PM BST

Nah, I'm gonna have one kid and call him Doctor Who.

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Oh no! A little Aaron!

Quote: bigfella @ June 11 2010, 10:21 AM BST

Just had some great news. My book is being serialed in the Daily Mail in July.

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Great news. Well done!

Quote: Chappers @ June 11 2010, 9:12 PM BST

Oh no! A little Aaron! Great news. Well done!

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My kids officially have World Cup fever! What kid-friendly snack goes well with football????

Pizza? Not whilst playing obviously.