PISS: It's such an inconvenience. At least when you shit you can sit down for a bit, hands free n all.
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Aren't ladies lucky!
Yes, it kinda balances out the whole child birth thing.
Oh, definitely.
Quote: don rushmore @ June 4 2010, 6:55 PM BSTIt can be a f**king pain, granted ... but that's what (good) families do.
Being in the same family doesn't mean you overlook someone acting like a prick.
No But with your families you tend to take them a bit for granted and don't always treat them as well as you do your friends.
Also it's a shame to fall out completely with a member of your family over something which isn't really that important in the grand scheme of things.
Quote: Steve Sunshine @ June 11 2010, 3:24 PM BSTNo But with your families you tend to take them a bit for granted and don't always treat them as well as you do your friends.
Also it's a shame to fall out completely with a member of your family over something which isn't really that important in the grand scheme of things.
You've got to be made of steel! If anyone in my family messes me around, they know about it! 
Basically, for me, I know it's different for a lot of people, I would happily not see or talk to a member of my family if something arose that I thought warranted it, the same as with a non-family member. Not that it ever has.
Quote: Leevil @ June 11 2010, 2:40 PM BSTPISS: It's such an inconvenience. At least when you shit you can sit down for a bit, hands free n all.
There's nothing says you have to stand up to have a piss because you are a man. Sit if you wish.
The urinal says I have to stand. Believe me, when there's a toilet seat available I do sit.
Quote: Jack Massey @ June 4 2010, 12:56 PM BSTMy brothers been an absolute twat all week, he's really pissed me off. He said he's decorating around where I live, would I mind if he slept on my sofa whilst he does the job. I said okay. I'm trying to hold down a job and revise for A Levels at the minute, so I'm pretty stressed as it is. He moves in. He is asleep by nine o'clock every night, so I have to get out of my living room for then. I can never get asleep until at least twelve. He's been eating all my food, drinking all my cans of lager. One morning I came down and found my living room reaking of cannabis. This I was angry about, I shouted at him and he was a bit more courteous then. But then on Wednesday, I had a curry in the fridge, I went down to cook it, he'd already taken it and was eating it for his tea. He then had the cheek to tell me that the curry was shit. So I was sat in my room as it had passed nine o'clock eating dry pasta for my tea, he'd ate my curry and drank more of my cans of lager that night. I finished my dry pasta and went for a shave, to find out that he'd been using my shaving foam. Then because he slams doors so hard, my bathroom door won't close properly. I'm skint myself at the minute, I don't need somebody living off me. Yesterday, he came in from work and I said 'How long have you got left on that job?' he said 'I'm earning £100 a day, I'm making it last as long as I can. I've been in the pub at lunchtime today enjoying the sun' Fed up of another evening in his company, I against my wallet, went to the pub for a few pints. I got back at eleven o'clock to find my front door wide open and him just fast asleep on the couch. I woke him up and said 'What the f**k do you think you're doing. We could have been burgled' he replied 'You live in Saddleworth, not Miles Platting and anyway, there's nothing in this house worth taking'. I said right, I've had enough. You're out tomorrow, you're not staying here another night. I told him everything he'd done which had annoyed me and he was just so arrogant as if this was normal behaviour and I was an old woman. He failed to realise he'd done anything wrong. He'll come back tonight for his belongings, but I've told him, he's not staying another night.
Well you do come from Manchester!
If he's getting paid £100 a day I'd ask him for rent.
Things that piss you off!
People who call it footy!
They're either girls or people who only watch the World Cup.
Footie. 
Quote: Chappers @ June 11 2010, 5:41 PM BSTpeople who only watch the World Cup.
