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Who would win a BCG fist fight? Page 6

Quote: Godot Taxis @ June 10 2010, 4:48 PM BST

The fight was deleted for being off topic.

Times have changed around here !

The only fist-fight I ever had was over a Topic.

Don't come between a woman and her chocolate!

Quote: Godot Taxis @ June 10 2010, 4:54 PM BST

I meant a fight with fists and your prick.

Godot's misundestanding over fisting leads to a life time ban from Hampstead Heath and severe bruising of George Micheal's cock.

Ignoring all the comments about my poor, promiscuous mother, I still stand by my contention that I could smoke any of you milkshakes.

Let the next BCG meet be hosted at the Thunderdome!

You can be Tina Turner, I'll be Ike.

Quote: Nil Putters @ June 11 2010, 9:55 AM BST

You can be Tina Turner, I'll be Ike.

Yeah? Well I'll steal your surname and go on to be an international pop sensation. What's PWN got to do with it?

Quote: Nil Putters @ June 11 2010, 9:55 AM BST

You can be Tina Turner, I'll be Ike.

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I just turned on my Gaydar and this thread came up.

Quote: john lucas 101 @ June 11 2010, 10:04 AM BST

I just turned on my Gaydar and this thread came up.

So you came in because you are cruising for ass?

Quote: David Bussell @ June 11 2010, 10:00 AM BST

Yeah? Well I'll steal your surname and go on to be an international pop sensation. What's PWN got to do with it?

I'll pretend to be a choreographer and teach you the shittiest dance in the world, telling you it's boss. People will laugh at you (for once) and you'll cry until your body withers like a prune, covered in dog shit.

Quote: Gavin @ June 11 2010, 10:05 AM BST

So you came in because you are cruising for ass?

No...I just...dammit!!!

I'll make you punch me so many times your fists will fall off.

Quote: Nil Putters @ June 11 2010, 10:06 AM BST

...telling you it's boss.

Errr

I was attempting to be 'down' with the kids.

There's no use denying it. We saw your type on TV last night, Dappers. ;)

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