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I read the news today oh boy! Page 155

Quote: Nogget @ June 9 2010, 2:20 PM BST

... or was it an embarrassing attempt at banter?

That, probably.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment_and_arts/10275290.stm

Weird. Hadn't ever heard anything about them being together.

"The pair chose to keep their relationship under wraps"

The selfish bastards!

Quote: The Giggle-o @ June 9 2010, 2:29 PM BST

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment_and_arts/10275290.stm

Weird. Hadn't ever heard anything about them being together.

Ah, what a good idea, a showbiz marriage. Because they *never* go wrong, do they.

Does Stewart give him the HORNE?

Has Stewart shown him the PICARD MANEUVER?

Quote: john lucas 101 @ June 9 2010, 1:20 PM BST

He probably sits there, in the dark, naked, with his f**king sash or whatever you f**king get, saying 'Make it so, Mr Data', through his f**king tears...

Used "f**king" enough there, John?

Quote: Nogget @ June 9 2010, 2:42 PM BST

Ah, what a good idea, a showbiz marriage. Because they *never* go wrong, do they.

Ha. It's not really the usual type of showbiz marriage though. Especially since no one even knew until now. They're no Jordan and Peter!

Quote: zooo @ June 9 2010, 2:56 PM BST

Ha. It's not really the usual type of showbiz marriage though. Especially since no one even knew until now. They're no Jordan and Peter!

Don't 50% of ALL marriages end in divorce now. In fact most of the people in relationships on this forum won't be with the same person in 10 years. Probable fact.

Quote: The Giggle-o @ June 9 2010, 2:29 PM BST

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment_and_arts/10275290.stm

Weird. Hadn't ever heard anything about them being together.

"Weird" doesn't even begin to cover this one. I wondered if it was April 1st. It does explain a lot though.

Quote: chipolata @ June 9 2010, 2:58 PM BST

In fact most of the people in relationships on this forum won't be with the same person in 10 years.

Well then HA HA I'm the exception.
There's no way she's escaping from that basement.

Quote: Aaron @ June 9 2010, 2:56 PM BST

Used "f**king" enough there, John?

Yes thank you.

Quote: chipolata @ June 9 2010, 2:58 PM BST

Probable fact.

Fancy a job on Sky News?

Quote: john lucas 101 @ June 9 2010, 3:16 PM BST

Fancy a job on Sky News?

Now who's Newsjacking to the max!

Quote: chipolata @ June 9 2010, 3:17 PM BST

Now who's Newsjacking to the max!

Practice makes...mmm don't know about that.

Alright for some!

http://order-order.com/2010/06/10/coulson-and-the-spad-pay/

And shut it, Watson.

Quote: Aaron @ June 10 2010, 3:08 PM BST

Alright for some!

http://order-order.com/2010/06/10/coulson-and-the-spad-pay/

And shut it, Watson.

Guido Fawkes is just a Tory propagandist. He hasn't even got the saving grace of being funny.

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