Quote: Aaron @ June 10 2010, 12:18 PM BSTAll any one of us would need would be a mirror to distract you with, and BUSSELL FAIL.
Quote: Kevin Murphy @ June 10 2010, 1:03 PM BSTOr EllieJP.
I'd bet she's ripped more than a few blouses after a couple of pints of fizzy.
I could beat you all with my knuckle sandwich.
Quote: bigfella @ June 10 2010, 12:17 PM BSTI used to play Left Tackle on the Offensive Line. Trust me if Mr Bussell lined up againist me, I wouldn't be too concerned.
"You're a Bigfella but you're out of shape. For me it's a full time job."
Quote: Aaron @ June 10 2010, 12:18 PM BSTAll any one of us would need would be a mirror to distract you with, and BUSSELL FAIL.
I can't help that I'm absurdly good looking! This is discrimination of the worst kind!
Quote: Nil Putters @ June 10 2010, 12:13 PM BSTI've seen you, you look delicate.
Are you giving me the hairy eyeball, tough guy? Because I will tune you up.
Quote: Kevin Murphy @ June 10 2010, 12:56 PM BSTBillwill could kill the lot of us. He'd be like Neo in The Matrix.
I'd kick those big brains of his right into a bramble bush.
Quote: Matthew Stott @ June 10 2010, 1:00 PM BSTDabutt, though he may have shot you in both knees shortly before the fist fight began.
Not if I snuck into his house ninja style and cracked him in the skull with a claw hammer.
Quote: chipolata @ June 10 2010, 1:03 PM BSTLeave me out of this! I refuse to take part in Bussel's divisive threads!
Yeah, you better run!
Quote: Kevin Murphy @ June 10 2010, 1:03 PM BSTOr EllieJP.
I'd bet she's ripped more than a few blouses after a couple of pints of fizzy.
I'd push her through a harp.
Quote: sootyj @ June 10 2010, 1:04 PM BSTDidn't Bussell mug David Mitchell?
I did, with nothing but poorly constructed sentences as weapons.
Might I enquire as to what the incentive is for the otherwise peace loving chaps of this manor to indulge in such roughhousing. Mmm?
Quote: David Bussell @ June 10 2010, 1:25 PM BSTI'd push her through a harp.
You are Stu Francis etc etc
Quote: john lucas 101 @ June 10 2010, 1:28 PM BSTMight I enquire as to what the incentive is for the otherwise peace loving chaps of this manor to indulge in such roughhousing. Mmm?
Nope. Now put 'em up and let's bump fists!
Quote: Nil Putters @ June 10 2010, 1:29 PM BSTYou are Stu Francis etc etc
I don't know what that means but I know I want to fag you right in the face.
Quote: David Bussell @ June 10 2010, 1:30 PM BSTNope. Now drop 'em and let's fist bums!
Knew it, this is all an excuse for a quick wrestle.
Quote: David Bussell @ June 10 2010, 1:30 PM BSTNope. Now put 'em up and let's bump fists!
Bump fists? Good gravy man, do you want to fight, or do you want to fanny about like some kind of......big lady, dancing around her jumper?
Quote: David Bussell @ June 10 2010, 1:31 PM BSTI don't know what that means but I know I want to fag you right in the face.
Stu Francis "Eee I could crush a grape. I could jump off a doll's house" etc.
No? Ok. (/old)
Quote: john lucas 101 @ June 10 2010, 1:32 PM BSTBump fists? Good gravy man, do you want to fight, or do you want to fanny about like some kind of......big lady, dancing around her jumper?
That's it, Lucas, you and me are taking it to the cobbles!
Quote: Nil Putters @ June 10 2010, 1:33 PM BST
No? Ok. (/old)
As for you, Putters, I will convert you to Chritianity just so I can shit on all twenty four of your disciple's balls.
Quote: David Bussell @ June 10 2010, 1:36 PM BSTThat's it, Lucas, you and me are taking it to the cobbles!
Oh, the cobbles, is it? Then I better bring my bloody hand cream with me. Just in case things get palmy.
Of the BCG members members I've met only one would get his membership badge and signed photo from Fight Club and that's Nil. He genuinely looks like he could handle himself.
One punchers would include Seefacts, Aaron, Ben, Kevin Murphy, Marc P, Afinkawan, Badge, Mark - basically everyone, except Nil.
Bussell is probably a slap and tap KO, but the difficulty comes in actually hitting the bendy bastard. Like trying to hoopla a the mid-air refuelling nozzle of a passing Eurofighter - as they say on Top Gear.
Is this the same Nil who cried at the movie 'Up'?
Quote: Godot Taxis @ June 10 2010, 2:29 PM BSTOf the BCG members members I've met only one would get his membership badge and signed photo from Fight Club and that's Nil. He genuinely looks like he could handle himself.
One punchers would include Seefacts, Aaron, Ben, Kevin Murphy, Marc P, Afinkawan, Badge, Mark - basically everyone, except Nil.
Thanks for the vote of confidence, but I should say "I'm a lover, not a fighter."
Quote: Leevil @ June 10 2010, 2:34 PM BSTIs this the same Nil who cried at the movie 'Up'?
Shut up! You'll ruin my well'ard image!
Me.