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Who would win a BCG fist fight?

I reckon I could rinse most of you bitches. Anyone think they've got what it takes to put down the Bussell?

I've seen you, you look delicate. :D

The only reason any of you soft palmed yellow bellies are still able to walk is because I am very weak and cowardly.

I used to play Left Tackle on the Offensive Line. Trust me if Mr Bussell lined up againist me, I wouldn't be too concerned.

Quote: David Bussell @ June 10 2010, 12:08 PM BST

I reckon I could rinse most of you bitches. Anyone think they've got what it takes to put down the Bussell?

All any one of us would need would be a mirror to distract you with, and BUSSELL FAIL.

Quote: Aaron @ June 10 2010, 12:18 PM BST

All any one of us would need would be a mirror to distract you with, and BUSSELL FAIL.

:D

Quote: David Bussell @ June 10 2010, 12:08 PM BST

I reckon I could rinse most of you bitches. Anyone think they've got what it takes to put down the Bussell?

Where's your tool?

(and I don't mean Stott).

I actually beat up Chortle. They had no experience of punch line or cutting wit.

Quote: sootyj @ June 10 2010, 12:42 PM BST

Where's your tool?

(and I don't mean Stott).

Oh dear, stealing Chipolata's gags, has it come to this . . ? :(

Quote: Matthew Stott @ June 10 2010, 12:45 PM BST

Oh dear, stealing Chipolata's gags, has it come to this . . ? :(

C'mon people have been dissing you since time imemoriam.

If I wasn't so talented and awesome, I might find the idea upsetting.

Billwill could kill the lot of us. He'd be like Neo in The Matrix.

Dabutt, though he may have shot you in both knees shortly before the fist fight began.

Quote: Matthew Stott @ June 10 2010, 12:45 PM BST

Oh dear, stealing Chipolata's gags, has it come to this . . ? :(

Leave me out of this! I refuse to take part in Bussel's divisive threads!

Or EllieJP.

I'd bet she's ripped more than a few blouses after a couple of pints of fizzy.

Didn't Bussell mug David Mitchell?

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