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Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 10 2010, 10:23 AM BST

Robyn needs to phone the dentist. Unimpressed

For a chat?

Scratchyr's lady will be moving in this weekend. New chapter beckons. In part this this thanks to the great BCG crash of Februaury 2010.

Quote: Gavin @ June 10 2010, 10:24 AM BST

For a chat?

To make an appointment, but I bet work will call to ask me to go in then.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 10 2010, 10:34 AM BST

but I bet work will call to ask me to go in then.

Boom time for the balloon selling industry, eh?

Nope, people are just taking summer time off. It has been quite busy, however.

Quote: chipolata @ June 10 2010, 10:43 AM BST

Boom time for the balloon selling industry, eh?

It's all this inflation.

Whistling nnocently

Quote: Nil Putters @ June 10 2010, 10:52 AM BST

It's all this inflation.

Sounds like a recipe for boom and burst.

Quote: chipolata @ June 10 2010, 9:18 AM BST

I wish! Alcatraz especially looks quite nice. Lovely views.

There are. You'd be quite at home there.

Quote: scratchyr @ June 10 2010, 10:26 AM BST

Scratchyr's lady will be moving in this weekend. New chapter beckons. In part this this thanks to the great BCG crash of Februaury 2010.

Did you impregnate her with frustration?

Quote: Aaron @ June 10 2010, 11:21 AM BST

There are. You'd be quite at home there.

Especially as it hasn't been a prison since 1963ish.

Quote: Aaron @ June 10 2010, 11:21 AM BST

Did you impregnate her with frustration?

Not quite, I joined a dating site to pass the time. Hurray for the ill equipped servers.

Quote: chipolata @ June 10 2010, 12:30 PM BST

Especially as it hasn't been a prison since 1963ish.

I imagine you to take a perverse delight in living in a mouldering shell and being examined by tourists.

Time for a sandwich me thinks.

Quote: scratchyr @ June 10 2010, 10:26 AM BST

Scratchyr's lady will be moving in this weekend. New chapter beckons. In part this this thanks to the great BCG crash of Februaury 2010.

Is this the Polish lady you mentioned previously?

:)

I went for a swim in the sea. It was cold, murky, and big flappy seaweed fronds wrapped themselves around me in a nauseating manner. The Great British seaside.

Quote: The Giggle-o @ June 10 2010, 2:16 PM BST

Is this the Polish lady you mentioned previously?:)

Sure is Adam, it's going to be a new experience but A very good one I think.

Quote: Nogget @ June 10 2010, 3:06 PM BST

I went for a swim in the sea. It was cold, murky, and big flappy seaweed fronds wrapped themselves around me in a nauseating manner. The Great British seaside.

Sick Many years ago my daughter and I walked to the high street via the sea, paddling our way to the shops, when we got there, some seaweed had pushed itself through a hole in her big toenail which had been injured and was all black with a hole in the middle. I had to pull it out and it made me feel quite ill.

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