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Quote: sootyj @ June 9 2010, 2:57 PM BST

Cool like Demon Seed. Are the faxes about to kill the male staff,whilst the servers rape the women?

Didn't bargain basement Stephen King, Dean R Koontz write that script?

Quote: Marc P @ June 9 2010, 7:40 AM BST

I like a bottle of Corona, but no lime in top for me, no sirree.

The only thing that should be served with a beer is more beer.

Quote: Nil Putters @ June 9 2010, 9:48 AM BST

I'd prefer it if they shot them out into space, to journey through the cosmos.

They've done that in the past: sent names to Mars, asteroids, deep space, etc.

Quote: chipolata @ June 9 2010, 3:03 PM BST

Didn't bargain basement Stephen King, Dean R Koontz write that script?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBwfyygDNZA

You're right as ever.

Quote: DaButt @ June 9 2010, 3:07 PM BST

The only thing that should be served with a beer is more beer.

Not a rack of BBQ glazed ribs? A nice juicy (fur) burger? A mountain of chips?

Quote: DaButt @ June 9 2010, 3:07 PM BST

They've done that in the past: sent names to Mars, asteroids, deep space, etc.

But I don't see the point in just taking them for a ride into space.

Quote: Aaron @ June 9 2010, 3:14 PM BST

Not a rack of BBQ glazed ribs? A nice juicy (fur) burger? A mountain of chips?

I'd rather not have any of the above shoved down the neck of a beer bottle.

Today has been stressful. Unimpressed

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Today has been a great day, I made three ladies cry! :)

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Quote: chipolata @ June 9 2010, 2:54 PM BST

The electrics here today are acting up. Which means the doors are all shut because they're normally held open by electronic magnets. It's a bit weird.

Where are you Chip, Sing-Sing or Alcatraz

Quote: will Cam @ June 9 2010, 9:37 PM BST

Where are you Chip, Sing-Sing or Alcatraz

I wish! Alcatraz especially looks quite nice. Lovely views.

Quote: bigfella @ June 9 2010, 7:09 PM BST

Today has been a great day, I made three ladies cry! :)

Tears of joy I assume?

It's dead here. I might actually have to do some work. Although I'll hold out as long as I can.

Robyn needs to phone the dentist. Unimpressed

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