British Comedy Guide

Columnists we hate

The drowning, pious, hypocritical arse whistles. Who prevent papers printing more cartoons and boobies. Drowning idiots telling you how to think in exchange for stupid fees.

But who's the worst?

Polly Toynbee.

Crikey I never knew there was any inequalities Polly! Farts on about the Labour party like it was a 3rd division football team that should be in the premiereship.

Melanie Phillips
At least Richard Littlejohn is funny and erudite as well as evil. She has the wit of a pebble, the honesty of a Fox in a nursery and the face of a lesbian concentration guard patrolling the women's showers.

Brian Sewell.
Pompous old queen and a rotten snob. Badly in need of some cock, can't the Evening Standard have a whip round?

Nelson.
I swear he's got some chocolate he's hiding under his coat.

Does Lowri Turner have one?
She seems the type. I flipping hate her.

Wow you can hate without having read her! That's some hate you got going on.

Quote: zooo @ June 9 2010, 5:14 PM BST

Does Lowri Turner have one?
She seems the type. I flipping hate her.

She's always spewing her retarded rubbish on the telly.

Is she the one with the lisp?

Yep.

Yes, she is annoying.

I'm with you on Melanie Phillips. She makes Netanyahu sound like John lennon.

I like Polly Toynbee and I've had some of my work commented on by Brian Sewell so I won't hear a word said against him.

David Aaronovitch and Rod Liddle are very annoying - in fact any left wingers who've drifted to the right.

I kind of like the columnists who enrage me. I read them far more closely than the ones I agree with.

Quote: sootyj @ June 9 2010, 5:00 PM BST

the face of a lesbian concentration guard patrolling the women's showers.

Laughing out loud

Quote: chipolata @ June 9 2010, 6:01 PM BST

I kind of like the columnists who enrage me. I read them far more closely than the ones I agree with.

Agree totally, it's why I always read Littlecock.

Toynbee just annoys.

Quote: Godot Taxis @ June 9 2010, 5:52 PM BST

I'm with you on Melanie Phillips. She makes Netanyahu sound like John lennon.

I like Polly Toynbee and I've had some of my work commented on by Brian Sewell so I won't hear a word said against him.

David Aaronovitch and Rod Liddle are very annoying - in fact any left wingers who've drifted to the right.

Aaronovitch is brilliant and so is Nick Cohen. Infact so are most of the lefties who moved to the right. Since the left turned into a bunch of antizionist apologists for Labor failures.

And frankly Brian Sewell is no Tony Hart. Now he knew a well drawn crayon picture of a smiling horse.

Karl Marx.

I remember Lynda Lee Potter used to annoy me. Then she died. Brain haemorage or something.

Massive-faced Amanda Platell is annoying. And old Fatty Heffer used to be a right twat. Not sure if he still writes a column as I think he edits The Telegraph now. And Peter Hitchins is a pain in the arse.

Quote: zooo @ June 9 2010, 5:18 PM BST

She's always spewing her retarded rubbish on the telly.

She wrote an article in the Daily Fail saying she thought her baby looked like an alien because it was mixed race and she worried about people thinking she was a chav. Nice lady.

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