'I like your belly but I'd like to see Sir Patrick Stewart dying on stage any day.'
I like that.
I read the news today oh boy! Page 154
Quote: sootyj @ June 9 2010, 12:24 PM BSTI now 110% despise James "should have a " Cordon.
How dare he mock the captain of the Enterprise.
The arse whistle.
Well I hate Corden and Love Stewart, but from the sounds of it, Sir Pat started the insults, and Corden was trying to retaliate. I'd like to see the video.
Cordon should be grateful to share the same oxygen as Stewart.
Quote: Nogget @ June 9 2010, 12:50 PM BSTWell I hate Corden and Love Stewart, but from the sounds of it, Sir Pat started the insults, and Corden was trying to retaliate. I'd like to see the video.
That's what I got, too. It was on the radio before, and people who were there were saying that Stewart suddenly turned the atmosphere of the whole room with his jibes. Seems a bit of a misjudged attempt at humour.
Well he is a Knight of the realm. Probably thinks he has some saying in the run of things.
Quote: Matthew Stott @ June 9 2010, 1:08 PM BSTThat's what I got, too. It was on the radio before, and people who were there were saying that Stewart suddenly turned the atmosphere of the whole room with his jibes. Seems a bit of a misjudged attempt at humour.
Probably. But considering the Corden and Horne sketch show, old gutbucket shouldn't be so quick to judge misguided humour.
Quote: john lucas 101 @ June 9 2010, 1:12 PM BSTWell he is a Knight of the realm. Probably thinks he has some saying in the run of things.
He fought off the Borg. That's good enough for me.
Quote: chipolata @ June 9 2010, 1:14 PM BSTHe fought off the Borg. That's good enough for me.
He probably sits there, in the dark, naked, with his f**king sash or whatever you f**king get, saying 'Make it so, Mr Data', through his f**king tears...
Quote: john lucas 101 @ June 9 2010, 1:20 PM BSTHe probably sits there, in the dark, naked, with his f**king sash or whatever you f**king get, saying 'Make it so, Mr Data', through his f**king tears...
He does appear naked in an episode of Star Trek. I can't remember which one. I think maybe he was tortured by some Romulans. It's a powerful episode. And the sort of thing I'd like to see more of in Doctor Who.
Quote: chipolata @ June 9 2010, 1:23 PM BSTHe does appear naked in an episode of Star Trek.
Klingons?
Quote: Nil Putters @ June 9 2010, 1:30 PM BSTKlingons?
On the Starboard bow.
Quote: Nogget @ June 9 2010, 12:50 PM BSTI'd like to see the video.
Blimey. Corden looked as though he was either going to break down in tears or smack Stewart. Drink was doubtless involved somewhere along the line.
Quote: Nil Putters @ June 9 2010, 2:07 PM BSThttps://www.comedy.co.uk/forums/post/628026/
Cheers; well, I'm still none the wiser. Was Sir Pat reading the insults? Just how drunk was he? Was it even a spat, or was it an embarrassing attempt at banter?
And isn't it sad that Corden's only gag is his belly?
Quote: Nogget @ June 9 2010, 2:20 PM BSTWas Sir Pat reading the insults?
It did look like that didn't it? 
Quote: Nogget @ June 9 2010, 2:20 PM BSTAnd isn't it sad that Corden's only gag is his belly?
Wasn't that all Horne & Corden was?
I picture Stewart walking into haberdasheries and screaming "make it sew" at the sewing machines.