The Ex-Terminator
After the world is detroyed in an apocalypse, and with no one around to save, Arnold Schwarzenegger gets a job exterminator rats in a Grimsby esate.
ASBO-OAPs
Skins meets Last of the Summer Wine.
Necro-Phil-iac
A bisexual necrophiliac "player" in Gravesend looks for countless dead-end relationships after his relationship with his now deceased ex wife dies.
Coach Drip.
Gay-as-you-like Brendan takes several couples with serious medical conditions on a tour around Europe on a hospital coach. Each day the couple with the most votes get a yellow card. Two yellow cards and they are taken to Switzerland and euthanized.
Quote: swerytd @ May 4 2010, 11:54 AM BSTYes, Prime Minister Clegg
After the ultra-surprising result of the General Election, Nick Clegg finds himself in charge of the country, more than a little confused as to how he's going to implement a load of policies that he made up just because 'there was no chance of winning'. Sir Alistair Campbell stars as the newly-appointed civil servant with an malevolent agenda.Dan
Laverne & Shirley Crabtree
Happy Days spin off staring Penny Marshall as Laverne and Big Daddy as Shirley, roommates who, as the series began, worked in a Milwaukee brewery but later entertained literally 10's of people on World of Sport trying to rip Kendo Nagasaki's mask off.
Man about the Prowse
Paula Wilcox, and that goofy blonde one, return to our screens, flat sharing with 1970's Cuddly chap, Lord of the Sith, Darth Vader. Expect the new spinoff, Grand Mof Tarkin and Mildred, anytime soon
Man about the Cows
Richard O'Sullivan stars as a sexual deviant in a shed full of heifers.
Sgt Biko.
Steve is the wackiest sgt in the ANC. Will his illegal poker game lead to him dying violently in police custody?
Quote: sootyj @ June 9 2010, 12:48 PM BSTSgt Biko.
Steve is the wackiest sgt in the ANC. Will his illegal poker game lead to him dying violently in police custody?
Only Fools and Impalas.
Pan-African sitcom about dodgy trading. Liberian cheeky-chappy Charles Taylor has a case full of blood diamonds to shift. Robert Mugabe's portrayal of Grandad adds warmth.
Mugabe-ing Served
Robert Mugabe builds a new department store where the value of items could be anything by the time you've reached the top floor.
Dan
Freddy and June
Suburban hijinks with June Whitfield and her 'unpredictable' husband.
That Mitchell and Web Hook-er
Mitchell and Webb are unsuccesful pimps. There only ho being Miranda Hart who has a lovely personality.
That Mitchell and Web rook.
Mitchell and Webb have a pet rock. They have to hide it from Beefeaters and the RSPB.
The Pimp-sons
Bart and Homer make Rod and Todd earn their keep.
That Mitchell and Webb fook.
Erudite comedy geniuses are proud owners of a Newcastle swear word. They make Gazza cry, the murderer supporting wank stain.
Have you just checked the TV schedule, Sooty? 
I'm writing it.
So there won't be any television before the watershed any more? 
That Mitchell 'n Man look
The fat posh one has eaten the other posh one