Quote: Leevil @ June 8 2010, 2:03 PM BSTPedantically speaking, yes. But if a wild apple happens to fall into your mouth whilst you sit under a tree. Probably not.
Although that's still gone through the process of decoupling from its growth ... thing. Whazzitcalled. Yeah.
*shakes fist*
Quote: Nogget @ June 8 2010, 11:58 AM BSTIt's a constant bafflement to me, as a father of young children, that our society allows people with such little consideration for anyone's welfare, to own such beasts. "Oh, he won't bite" they say, as Tyson bounds over, off the lead and out of control. Really?
http://thechive.com/2010/06/04/daily-afternoon-randomness-34-photos-3/random-todays-0/
Quote: Nil Putters @ June 8 2010, 3:36 PM BSThttp://thechive.com/2010/06/04/daily-afternoon-randomness-34-photos-3/random-todays-0/
Oh my GOD.
That is the funniest and most horrible picture ever.
Yeah, I chuckled. Then winced. 
!!!
Why do I have a feeling this will be true in a couple of years time:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/south_yorkshire/10268581.stm
Don't say that! 
*runs out of room crying*
How old is Barry Chuckle?
He looks quite old.
"From where I was sitting, I could see your belly"
Quote: Nil Putters @ June 9 2010, 12:12 PM BSThttp://www.metro.co.uk/showbiz/830012-james-corden-and-sir-patrick-stewart-in-glamour-awards-shock-spat
"From where I was sitting, I could see your belly"
Patrick Stewart is funny.
And he was excellent in Extras.
I now 110% despise James "should have a " Cordon.
How dare he mock the captain of the Enterprise.
The arse whistle.
Oops.