Quote: Chappers @ June 9 2010, 2:38 AM BSTIs that it? Is that an old sock in it?
It's a bag full of hops.
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Up since 5 again, coughing and spluttering. Fed up now. 
NASA wants to put your face in space:
Quote: DaButt @ June 8 2010, 11:49 PM BSTAll of my friends have a second fridge in the garage that's full of beer and it's good beer, too. Imported stuff and American microbrews. The Scottish ale was requested by my neighbor and my other neighbor works for one of the country's top microbreweries. I've seen some neighbors drinking Coors Light, but they're in the minority.
I've always been disappointed to see Bud, Corona, Foster's and Carling outselling "real" beers whenever I've been in a UK pub. It seemed especially prevalent amongst the younger crowd.
I like a bottle of Corona, but no lime in top for me, no sirree.
That's the Facehugger from the Alien Movies. No more late night horror films and cheese sandwiches for Bigfella!
Chip sneezing. Look like hayfever season here.
Quote: sootyj @ June 9 2010, 8:09 AM BSTThat's the Facehugger from the Alien Movies.
As opposed to the Pride and Prejudice Face Huggers 
Quote: DaButt @ June 9 2010, 7:03 AM BSTNASA wants to put your face in space:
I don't understand what they're gonna do with it once they're up there. Are they just taking your face on a round trip to space? I'd prefer it if they shot them out into space, to journey through the cosmos.
Who knows, we could end up on a on Martian version of Mingers.com
Quote: Nil Putters @ June 9 2010, 9:48 AM BST
Who knows, we could end up on a on Martian version of Mingers.com
Speak for yourself. I was regarded as handsome monster on my home planet.
Yeah, the planet of Buttface. 
Quote: Nil Putters @ June 9 2010, 10:06 AM BSTYeah, the planet of Buttface.
Planet Buttface has got a rocking coastline.
Quote: Gavin @ June 9 2010, 10:08 AM BSTPlanet Buttface has got a rocking coastline.
Yeah. Don't think much of the sea, mind.
It's piddling down here! 
The electrics here today are acting up. Which means the doors are all shut because they're normally held open by electronic magnets. It's a bit weird.
Cool like Demon Seed. Are the faxes about to kill the male staff,whilst the servers rape the women?