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I read the news today oh boy! Page 152

It's like Al Quaeda you start off with a couple of bins, then shit on the lawn and now kids. And every one's all oh poor dears, and they're cute and we kill far more of them with our cars.

Bullshit.

Will a passenger plane full of foxes crashing into the London Eye be enough to finally wake people up?

Quote: sootyj @ June 8 2010, 1:12 PM BST

Will a passenger full of foxes crashing into the London Eye be enough to finally wake people up?

Laughing out loud

Quote: Nil Putters @ June 8 2010, 1:09 PM BST

I heard a story that because cats eat so much fish in their diets they're evolving gills.

Eh?

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Quote: Leevil @ June 8 2010, 1:17 PM BST

Eh?

Make's as much sense as this.

Quote: Aaron @ June 8 2010, 1:06 PM BST

I heard a story recently about foxes exploding because of all of the rotting crap that they eat producing combustable gases in their digestive systems. I'd like to see that.

:P

Makes perfect sense.

Replace 'foxes' with 'Aaron' and 'rotting crap' with 'processed chicken'.

It's a load of rubbish, like pigeons exploding if fed bicarbonate of soda.

But believe it if you want. :)

Quote: Leevil @ June 8 2010, 1:53 PM BST

Replace 'foxes' with 'Aaron' and 'rotting crap' with 'processed chicken'.

Isn't all food processed?

Quote: Nil Putters @ June 8 2010, 1:54 PM BST

It's a load of rubbish, like pigeons exploding if fed bicarbonate of soda.

That's a new one to me.

Quote: Aaron @ June 8 2010, 1:56 PM BST

Isn't all food processed?

No.

Quote: Aaron @ June 8 2010, 1:56 PM BST

That's a new one to me.

Said Aaron heading towards Trafalgar Square with a shopping bag full of something or other . .

Quote: Leevil @ June 8 2010, 1:58 PM BST

No.

'Course it is. :)

Quote: Oldrocker @ June 8 2010, 1:58 PM BST

Said Aaron heading towards Trafalgar Square with a shopping bag full of something or other . .

There aren't many of them there any more, alas.

Quote: Aaron @ June 8 2010, 2:00 PM BST

'Course it is. :)

Pedantically speaking, yes. But if a wild apple happens to fall into your mouth whilst you sit under a tree. Probably not.

Quote: zooo @ June 8 2010, 12:39 PM BST

He says they kill cats.

You should hear the sound of a pack of coyotes attacking and killing a cat or dog late at night. It's terrible.

Quote: DaButt @ June 8 2010, 2:53 PM BST

You should hear the sound of a pack of coyotes attacking and killing a cat or dog late at night. It's terrible.

http://uk.reuters.com/article/idUKTRE59S0I420091029

How about Canadian folk singers?

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