Yes that only proves how unlucky you are (9 being 6 upside down...)
What Have You Ever Won? Page 6
Quote: swerytd @ November 17 2009, 9:09 PM GMTThis is still the funniest thing I have ever read: http://www.419eater.com/html/bigman.htm
Dan
There's also a site, that I can no longer find, by a bored Australian lab technician who has been wasting scammers' time stringing them along, since the days when when such scams were faxed into workplaces. His blogs were hilarious. I don't think this is the same site. He even went to the trouble of making mocked-up newspaper pages to drag out some unsuspecting conman's belief that they'd found a victim.
Quote: swerytd @ November 17 2009, 9:09 PM GMTThis is still the funniest thing I have ever read: http://www.419eater.com/html/bigman.htm
Dan
"Anyone who tries to screw with me ends up getting their legs removed... from the neck down." 
I won best part of a grand on a spin of a roulette wheel once.
Good old 17 black.
Then I found it wasn't real money - just some shitty token things! Bastard Sales Meeting.
Yesterday, I received an email informing me that I had been selected for the top prize of $7 million in the Abhu Bindo lottery.
I was ecstatic.
After emailing them my bank account and credit card details in order for them to transfer the funds, I told my boss she could stick her job up her crusty minora, and walked out.
You should have seen the look on her face! 
Na na na na na!
Ah, A life of leisure from today on in, I think.
The Yobi laughs prize winner bonus prize.
I look forward to the drawing by Matthew Stott most of all.
The UPS driver dropped off a package at my front door 5 minutes ago. I won a contest and received 4 CDs, a T-shirt, a tote bag and an autographed poster.
I won a years supply of condoms for getting letter of the week in Nuts magazine.
Quote: DaButt @ June 5 2010, 9:45 PM BSTThe UPS driver dropped off a package at my front door 5 minutes ago. I won a contest and received 4 CDs, a T-shirt, a tote bag and an autographed poster.
Of ?
Quote: Steve Sunshine @ June 5 2010, 9:46 PM BSTI won a years supply of condoms for getting letter of the week in Nuts magazine.
That would be a three pack then?
With one taken out
The lottery of life.
Who's the new avatar Chip?
Sarah Shahi. Actress. Not very succesful one, but hot.
Quote: Steve Sunshine @ June 5 2010, 9:55 PM BST
With one taken out
Watch the use by date on the other two !
Quote: swerytd @ November 18 2009, 3:09 AM BSTThis is still the funniest thing I have ever read: http://www.419eater.com/html/bigman.htm
Dan
This should be made into a movie. It's absolutely hilarious. I received a similar e-mail some time ago, except in my case the not-long-for-this-world sender was Iranian. These people have no idea of their entertainment value.