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Pessimist or Optimist? Page 3

Quote: Loopey @ June 5 2010, 8:02 PM BST

Laughing out loud What about realists? :|

Pessimest = realist
Optimist = dreamer

Pessimist = Van Gogh. Will die early of being a misery guts.

Optimist = will actually enjoy life and not waste it bloody whinging. (May die early from being killed by a pessimist for being irritating)

I swing all over the place, and can be half full then suddenly half empty. I prefer being with optimists, although I do find them much less reliable than pessimists, so for me, the :( s do have their place.

Pezimist = People who like candy dispensed from the neck of cartoon characters.

Optimists = Common people who like hopping.

Quote: will Cam @ June 5 2010, 8:31 PM BST

Pessimest = realist
Optimist = dreamer

If we have no dreams we have nothing.

Quote: bigfella @ June 5 2010, 8:42 PM BST

If we have no dreams we have nothing.

I have ice cream.

Quote: Nil Putters @ June 5 2010, 8:46 PM BST

I have ice cream.

I had an ice cream today. :$

Quote: Nil Putters @ June 5 2010, 8:40 PM BST

Pezimist = People who like candy dispensed from the neck of cartoon characters.

Laughing out loud
Pissimist = everyone in the world pissing on a hot day causing urine fog

Quote: bigfella @ June 5 2010, 8:57 PM BST

I had an ice cream today. :$

Not a Mini Milk!?:O

Quote: bigfella @ June 5 2010, 8:42 PM BST

If we have no dreams we have nothing.

very deep Bigfella but, I see through your thin veneer of optimism into the abyss that is your pessimistic soul.

Quote: bigfella @ June 5 2010, 8:57 PM BST

I had an ice cream today. :$

And the Gout God punished you!

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 5 2010, 9:06 PM BST

Not a Mini Milk!?:O

:$

No.

Quote: bigfella @ June 5 2010, 8:57 PM BST

I had an ice cream today. :$

I had Asda's raspberry pavlova ice cream so maybe the world's not so bad after all.

On the other hand, I did stab the checkout lady for refusing a coupon.

Quote: will Cam @ June 5 2010, 9:07 PM BST

very deep Bigfella but, I see through your thin veneer of optimism into the abyss that is your pessimistic soul.

Open your mind, embrace your true self, and in turn you will stop dreaming and start acheiving!

:)

Quote: chipolata @ June 5 2010, 9:07 PM BST

And the Gout God punished you!

The Gout God had punished me when I awoke.

This was my way of getting at him today.

I am eating a lot of the Carte D'Or Marscapone ice cream at the moment. It is yuuummm.

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