This area is infested with deer and I've seen them jump our 6-foot fences with ease, but so far my garden has only been attacked by opossums.
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Quote: DaButt @ May 13 2010, 5:59 AM BSTThis area is infested with deer and I've seen them jump our 6-foot fences with ease, but so far my garden has only been attacked by opossums.
Bitey little f**kers they are.
Quote: ellipsis @ May 13 2010, 5:10 AM BSTA deer ate my garden. ;_;
Is that a euphemism?
People not paying for things on Ebay.
Bought it 2 days ago! What's the hold up it's only £2.71!
Quote: Paul W @ May 13 2010, 11:06 AM BSTPeople not paying for things on Ebay.
Bought it 2 days ago! What's the hold up it's only £2.71!
Ebay is shit. Fact.
My brothers been an absolute twat all week, he's really pissed me off. He said he's decorating around where I live, would I mind if he slept on my sofa whilst he does the job. I said okay. I'm trying to hold down a job and revise for A Levels at the minute, so I'm pretty stressed as it is. He moves in. He is asleep by nine o'clock every night, so I have to get out of my living room for then. I can never get asleep until at least twelve. He's been eating all my food, drinking all my cans of lager. One morning I came down and found my living room reaking of cannabis. This I was angry about, I shouted at him and he was a bit more courteous then. But then on Wednesday, I had a curry in the fridge, I went down to cook it, he'd already taken it and was eating it for his tea. He then had the cheek to tell me that the curry was shit. So I was sat in my room as it had passed nine o'clock eating dry pasta for my tea, he'd ate my curry and drank more of my cans of lager that night. I finished my dry pasta and went for a shave, to find out that he'd been using my shaving foam. Then because he slams doors so hard, my bathroom door won't close properly. I'm skint myself at the minute, I don't need somebody living off me. Yesterday, he came in from work and I said 'How long have you got left on that job?' he said 'I'm earning £100 a day, I'm making it last as long as I can. I've been in the pub at lunchtime today enjoying the sun' Fed up of another evening in his company, I against my wallet, went to the pub for a few pints. I got back at eleven o'clock to find my front door wide open and him just fast asleep on the couch. I woke him up and said 'What the f**k do you think you're doing. We could have been burgled' he replied 'You live in Saddleworth, not Miles Platting and anyway, there's nothing in this house worth taking'. I said right, I've had enough. You're out tomorrow, you're not staying here another night. I told him everything he'd done which had annoyed me and he was just so arrogant as if this was normal behaviour and I was an old woman. He failed to realise he'd done anything wrong. He'll come back tonight for his belongings, but I've told him, he's not staying another night.
I'm going mad. I'm trying to revise in my living room and I'm so anxious, I'm finding myself shouting out randomly 'Who the f**k does he think he is'.
There's not much you can do with people who take the piss like that.
Awww mate. That's shit. I know what it's like to have bad housemates and it's horrible, let alone when it's your brother. 
He does indeed sound like a liability.
You can hoof the bugger out guilt free.
I was thinking at one point I know just how that Derrick Bird feels.
Do you get along ok normally?
Yeah, because I don't see that much of him. I've always thought him to be a little too casual, but this time he just seems down-right slobbish.
At least you got a few things off your chest & told him why you were pissed off.
Still it's not good for you when you'ver got all that resentment going round in your head, especially if he's doesn't seem to be bothered about the whole thing.
He's probably got friends he can stay with. And if they smoke weed too, they probably won't care if he's a slob. 