It'd be great to get some feedback on my jokes if anyone has the time. No one besides myself has said anything in this thread for a disconcertingly long while now...
Joke Adoption. Page 13
What do Germans have in their ice cream?
Luftwafers.
Boom tish. 
Quote: The Giggle-o @ June 3 2010, 9:08 PM BSTWhat do Germans have in their ice cream?
Luftwafers.
Boom tish.
Well, there goes my career. 
What should you get your fairy god-mother for Christmas?
Veet.
I went to see these two pieces of ginger fighting the other day. I love a bit of galangal action.
Dating websites are so random; I saw this one well-endowed girl with the tagline, "Riddle me tits." So I said, "What has two points of interest and can be seen from outer space?"
Quote: Marooned @ June 3 2010, 8:54 PM BSTIt'd be great to get some feedback on my jokes if anyone has the time. No one besides myself has said anything in this thread for a disconcertingly long while now...
I didn't realise they were jokes!
Quote: Chappers @ June 8 2010, 11:35 PM BSTI didn't realise they were jokes!
They're not, they're actually 5-second period dramas.
Quote: Marooned @ June 8 2010, 11:45 PM BSTThey're not, they're actually 5-second period dramas.
I find this thread funnier than the jokes.
I had my first encounter with a bendy bus the other day; I've never been involved in a hit-and-wrap before.
Most little boys used to pull the wings off flys. I stapled them back on.
I'm so paranoid that I daren't ring doorbells for fear of getting tinnitus.
Quote: Marooned @ June 17 2010, 9:10 PM BSTI had my first encounter with a bendy bus the other day; I've never been involved in a hit-and-wrap before.
That's my favourite one of yours so far
Quote: Steve Sunshine @ June 17 2010, 9:23 PM BSTThat's my favourite one of yours so far
Thanks Steve. 
I have to admit, that one made me laugh when I thought of it.
Quote: Marooned @ June 17 2010, 9:25 PM BSTThanks Steve.
I have to admit, that one made me laugh when I thought of it.
Always a good sign.