It's the damn heat and those infernal drums. Will they never stop?
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Don't give chip what he wants, Ellie!
Chip's just back from lunch. It's hot out there but he couldn't not wear a jacket.
Are you lucky and don't sweat? Or do you smell?
I don't sweat. I'm very fragrant.
Quote: chipolata @ June 3 2010, 12:55 PM BSTChip's just back from lunch. It's hot out there but he couldn't not wear a jacket.
Gotta wear a jacket. Man's handbag, innit.
Quote: chipolata @ June 3 2010, 12:58 PM BSTI don't sweat. I'm very fragrant.
Hmmmm
Quote: chipolata @ June 3 2010, 12:58 PM BSTI don't sweat. I'm very fragrant.
Your anal odours do not count.
I have gone home and am sitting in the garden and am about to practice my talk!
Top tip bigfella buy a waistcoat, preferably coloured, and hook your left thumb in the pocket as you address the audience. You will gain their immediate respect and attention!
Quote: Marc P @ June 3 2010, 2:41 PM BSTTop tip bigfella buy a waistcoat, preferably coloured, and hook your left thumb in the pocket as you address the audience. You will gain their immediate respect and attention!
Why the left thumb in particular? Does that give a stronger message than the right thumb.
Quote: john lucas 101 @ June 3 2010, 1:15 PM BSTGotta wear a jacket. Man's handbag, innit.
I feel naked without one. And I know when I go up stairs on the underground people are staring at me if I don't wear it.
Bloody perverts.
Quote: john lucas 101 @ June 3 2010, 3:12 PM BSTBloody perverts.
I hate em. I bloody do.
Quote: chipolata @ June 3 2010, 3:13 PM BSTI hate em. I bloody do.
They certainly make me want to f**king vomit.