Quote: EllieJP @ June 3 2010, 9:41 AM BSTEveryone is asking for cigars. Think of something original like a car.
But I like cigars.
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Quote: bigfella @ June 3 2010, 9:55 AM BSTBut I like cigars.
They stench the house out. Although they do look cool, I'll give you that.
I like the smell of cigars. They remind me of a man I knew when I was a child.
Quote: john lucas 101 @ June 3 2010, 10:00 AM BSTI like the smell of cigars. They remind me of a man I knew when I was a child.
Bill Clinton?
Quote: bigfella @ June 3 2010, 10:07 AM BSTBill Clinton?
Columbo?
Quote: chipolata @ June 3 2010, 10:09 AM BSTColumbo?
Winston Churchill?
Quote: bigfella @ June 3 2010, 10:09 AM BSTWinston Churchill?
Ditta Von Teese?
Arnold Schwarzenegger?
It was a man that ran the local comic shop. He was a nice man.
Wouldn't get that now would you? Smoking in a comic shop. Health and safety gone mad.
Quote: john lucas 101 @ June 3 2010, 10:16 AM BSTWouldn't get that now would you? Smoking in a comic shop. Health and safety gone mad.
You sound like Alan Partridge when he found out you couldn't have barbecues on a garage forecourt. "It's political correctness gone mad!"
Robyn has on a summer dress today, but is a bit nervous about going up/down the stairs at the underground station in it. It kind of goes poof, and everyone may see her pants.
That's weird, when I go poof only gentlemen get to see my pants.
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 3 2010, 10:48 AM BSTRobyn has on a summer dress today, but is a bit nervous about going up/down the stairs at the underground station in it. It kind of goes poof, and everyone may see her pants.
It is excellent when that happens.
No, no it is not. 
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ June 3 2010, 10:59 AM BSTNo, no it is not.
Just wear a nice pair of 50s style knickers underneath.