Quote: Gavin @ June 2 2010, 2:11 PM BSTThey have to be. How else would they be able to fill in all the forms and find all the loop holes for benefits.
"What's you're disability?"
"Err, Can't read or write".
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Quote: Nogget @ June 2 2010, 2:11 PM BSTI'll have you know that Britain has some of the most highly qualified unemployed in the world.
Exactly.
Quote: john lucas 101 @ June 2 2010, 2:08 PM BSTSee you later, fatso...
I only managed seven biscuits. Somebody came into the kitchen and caught me piling them up on the side. "That's a lot of biscuits," he said. I told him I was getting them for someone else as well, but I think he could tell it was a lie.
Ellie just had an amazing smoothie.
Quote: chipolata @ June 2 2010, 2:43 PM BSTI only managed seven biscuits. Somebody came into the kitchen and caught me piling them up on the side. "That's a lot of biscuits," he said. I told him I was getting them for someone else as well, but I think he could tell it was a lie.
When life becomes sitcom.
Quote: EllieJP @ June 2 2010, 2:45 PM BSTEllie just had an amazing smoothie.
What was his name?
Quote: EllieJP @ June 2 2010, 2:45 PM BSTEllie has an amazing smoothie.
Nobody likes a braggard. But congratulations anyway.
Top of the wheel!*
*That point where you have just sent out a script/s to a number of production companies and none of them have said 'no' yet!
I got called to the Staff room by the English Master once and was asked what the book was that I had nicked a short essay wot I had written from. 
Strangely enough it was about a writer remembering a child hood tree house that he had built, and I had just built a tree house with my brother, so it was a bit true in a fortune telling kind of way.
Quote: Marc P @ June 2 2010, 2:53 PM BSTI got called to the Staff room by the English Master once and was asked what the book was that I had nicked a short essay wot I had written from.
This is the first I've heard of a brother. I always imagined you as an only child. I'm not sure I like the idea of another P out there.
I see you, Marc.
Quote: chipolata @ June 2 2010, 2:56 PM BSTThis is the first I've heard of a brother. I always imagined you as an only child. I'm not sure I like the idea of another P out there.
There's three brothers and one sister!
Quote: Leevil @ June 2 2010, 2:56 PM BSTI see you, Marc.
Is he the one holding his chin?
Quote: Leevil @ June 2 2010, 2:56 PM BSTI see you, Marc.
They made me wear that skirt.
Beat me to it Chip, only just mind.
Bussell at the front.
Quote: john lucas 101 @ June 2 2010, 2:46 PM BSTWhat was his name?
Chip. 