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I can not believe how many whiny bitches there are about bitching whinily about school. Oh, boo hoo, they didn't like sport or art class or geography. So f**king what? Since when are you supposed to enjoy school. In some countries kids are up chimnies from the age of one. And dead by three from AIDS. Get some prospective you moaning minnies.

Or possibly, perspective.

Whistling nnocently

Quote: chipolata @ June 2 2010, 2:02 PM BST

In some countries kids are up chimnies from the age of one. And dead by three from AIDS.

And rightly so. Dirty foreigns.

Quote: Aaron @ June 2 2010, 2:04 PM BST

And rightly so. Dirty foreigns.

Laughing out loud

Quote: john lucas 101 @ June 2 2010, 2:03 PM BST

Or possibly, perspective.

Whistling nnocently

:P

Quote: Gavin @ June 2 2010, 2:02 PM BST

Oh man! You beat me! Never got kicked out Of English. P.E Once History and RE but not a major one. Bastard.

I was a twat. I wanted to learn all about Art and English but not in their way Pleased

When English involved straight copying from book to paper with no learning application in between because our English teacher was also Deputy Head and didn't have time to teach us, then what's the point? Rolling eyes

I was self taught. That's why I'm so f**king stupid.

School is a self-fulfilling failure cycle. 90% of the education system is geared toward passing exams. Children aren't taught for knowledge anymore, they're just taught to pass exams.

Chip's off to fetch nine or ten biscuits from the kitchen and possibly flirt with a woman in another office, providing she's alone. Other people being nearby does tend to inhibit his flirting.

You don't want any witnesses to that sort of thing.

Quote: chipolata @ June 2 2010, 2:02 PM BST

In some countries kids are up chimnies from the age of one. And dead by three from AIDS. Get some prospective you moaning minnies.

Am I allowed to complain if I order coffee in a cafe, and I'm served up a cup full of dog spit; or should I remember that some kid I don't know somewhere other than here is completely aids-upped and slurp it down?

Quote: chipolata @ June 2 2010, 2:07 PM BST

Chip's off to fetch nine or ten biscuits from the kitchen

See you later, fatso...

Quote: Leevil @ June 2 2010, 2:05 PM BST

I was a twat. I wanted to learn all about Art and English but not in their way Pleased

When English involved straight copying from book to paper with no learning application in between because our English teacher was also Deputy Head and didn't have time to teach us, then what's the point? Rolling eyes

Ours was reading from a book without all the pages and being laughed at for pronouncing things wrong or not knowing what page we were on; because looking out the window.

Quote: Matthew Stott @ June 2 2010, 2:08 PM BST

Am I allowed to complain if I order coffee in a cafe, and I'm served up a cup full of dog spit; or should I remember that some kid I don't know somewhere other than here is completely aids-upped and slurp it down?

Suck it up Marine!

Quote: Aaron @ June 2 2010, 2:07 PM BST

School is a self-fulfilling failure cycle. 90% of the education system is geared toward passing exams. Children aren't taught for knowledge anymore, they're just taught to pass exams.

I think there is more pressure now. Well atleast that what it seems. When I was doing exams I didn't give a f**k. But now everyone seems rather strung out about them.

Quote: Aaron @ June 2 2010, 2:07 PM BST

School is a self-fulfilling failure cycle. 90% of the education system is geared toward passing exams. Children aren't taught for knowledge anymore, they're just taught to pass exams.

I'll have you know that Britain has some of the most highly qualified unemployed in the world.

Quote: Nogget @ June 2 2010, 2:11 PM BST

I'll have you know that Britain has some of the most highly qualified unemployed in the world.

They have to be. How else would they be able to fill in all the forms and find all the loop holes for benefits.

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