Quote: zooo @ June 2 2010, 1:33 PM BSTShow us! We'll tell you.
It's locked inside a tin box in my back bedroom cupboard with a load of short stories. That box will not be opened until my death.
Quote: zooo @ June 2 2010, 1:33 PM BSTShow us! We'll tell you.
It's locked inside a tin box in my back bedroom cupboard with a load of short stories. That box will not be opened until my death.
*ponders*
Quote: zooo @ June 2 2010, 1:30 PM BSTa talentless chancer
Har.
Are you doing a job which requires charisma and talent for TV presenting whilst possessing neither?
Quote: zooo @ June 2 2010, 1:40 PM BSTHar.
Are you doing a job which requires charisma and talent for TV presenting whilst possessing neither?
But she's out there in a short skirt earning a crust and paying taxes. And giving men something to chuff over while she does it.
Quote: chipolata @ June 2 2010, 12:02 PM BSTI may have mentioned her before, but she was in the papers today. Jameelia Jamil.
It's only a personal opinion, and I'm sure she is nice to cats and orphans, but I think she's pig ugly !
Quote: chipolata @ June 2 2010, 1:41 PM BSTBut she's out there in a short skirt earning a crust and paying taxes. And giving men something to chuff over while she does it.
Chuff? Goodness, how vulgar.
What does chuff mean in this instance? I'm confused!
Quote: zooo @ June 2 2010, 1:46 PM BSTWhat does chuff mean in this instance? I'm confused!
I think it means Chip inserts large objects into his anus whilst watching T4.
Quote: zooo @ June 2 2010, 1:46 PM BSTWhat does chuff mean in this instance? I'm confused!
I don't know. But it felt right at the time.
Quote: zooo @ June 2 2010, 1:46 PM BSTWhat does chuff mean in this instance? I'm confused!
He's talking about the disgusting act of onanism. Pleasuring oneself. Chucking the muck. Strangling the one eye turkey...etc.
Quote: chipolata @ June 2 2010, 1:48 PM BSTI don't know. But it felt right at the time.
Aw.
Quote: john lucas 101 @ June 2 2010, 1:50 PM BSTHe's talking about the disgusting act of onanism. Pleasuring oneself. Chucking the muck. Strangling the one eye turkey...etc.
Good good. Balance is restored.
Quote: john lucas 101 @ June 2 2010, 1:50 PM BSTHe's talking about the disgusting act of onanism. Pleasuring oneself. Chucking the muck. Strangling the one eye turkey...etc.
You're inferring again.
Having a f**k with one's own personage, shaking hands with the gland, erm...
Quote: chipolata @ June 2 2010, 1:52 PM BSTYou're inferring again.
Just clarifying. We don't want people using these words innocently, do we? And offending minors.
Quote: john lucas 101 @ June 2 2010, 1:53 PM BSTHaving a f**k with one's own personage, shaking hands with the gland, erm...
All done? Good. Let's hope it's out of your system for another day.