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Just saying, life could be worse. :)

Quote: bigfella @ June 1 2010, 8:24 PM BST

The time to worry is when you get 4% in a first year exam. Like me. :)

Was that just for turning up?

Christ knows. All I know is I left twenty minutes into a three hour exam!

Ha. That sounds like my French GCSE. Except we weren't allowed to leave until the end. Unimpressed

Problem was it was aerodynamics, pretty important when studying aeronautical engineering. Maybe why I'm not doing it now! :)

Why did it take 20 minutes to decide 'this aint gonna work'?

Did you decide the career wasn't for you in that very moment or had just had a moment of freakiness?

Just finished brewing another 5-gallon batch of beer. This time it's an American IPA and it's fermenting happily in my bathtub. I figure if I brew 5 gallons each week I'll never be wanting for beer.

Quote: Tuumble @ June 1 2010, 10:41 PM BST

Why did it take 20 minutes to decide 'this aint gonna work'?

Did you decide the career wasn't for you in that very moment or had just had a moment of freakiness?

You weren't allowed to leave in the first 20 minutes.

Just a bizzare exam where NOTHING I revised came up.

I re-took and got 86% and caused all sorts of problems in my department. Being accussed on failing on purpose the first time so I could re-sit and have more time to revise?????

I gota U in woodwork because I put stupid answers down. I didn't understand what function being able to heat fire bricks had in civilised society. Think I got a U in RE as well.

Quote: Gavin @ June 2 2010, 7:47 AM BST

I gota U in woodwork because I put stupid answers down. I didn't understand what function being able to heat fire bricks had in civilised society. Think I got a U in RE as well.

So you'd be f**ked as a labourer in the middle ages then?

I got a U in IT and I'm now supporting a technical piece of software oh the irony!

Quote: bigfella @ June 2 2010, 7:45 AM BST

You weren't allowed to leave in the first 20 minutes.

Just a bizzare exam where NOTHING I revised came up.

I re-took and got 86% and caused all sorts of problems in my department. Being accussed on failing on purpose the first time so I could re-sit and have more time to revise?????

Sounds like you did to me. :$

Quote: DaButt @ June 2 2010, 3:42 AM BST

Just finished brewing another 5-gallon batch of beer. This time it's an American IPA and it's fermenting happily in my bathtub. I figure if I brew 5 gallons each week I'll never be wanting for beer.

Or a bath.

Quote: Aaron @ June 1 2010, 8:37 PM BST

Ha. That sounds like my French GCSE.

Pardon?

Quote: Paul W @ June 2 2010, 7:53 AM BST

So you'd be f**ked as a labourer in the middle ages then?

I got a U in IT and I'm now supporting a technical piece of software oh the irony!

My friend has a degree in IT and works as a plumper currently his knowledge base is 15% of mine. So education really don't mean toffee. I failed art. Aparently a shoe on a plate is art or a half made tent but this isn't

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I hated Art in school. Pompous nonsense.

Quote: Paul W @ June 2 2010, 7:53 AM BST

So you'd be f**ked as a labourer in the middle ages then?

Just as well I have no intention of time travelling back and getting a job there really.

Quote: Gavin @ June 2 2010, 8:09 AM BST
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Nice Mr Gavin :)

Quote: Gavin @ June 2 2010, 8:09 AM BST

My friend has a degree in IT and works as a plumper currently his knowledge base is 15% of mine. So education really don't mean toffee. I failed art. Aparently a shoe on a plate is art or a half made tent but this isn't

My point exactly, and nice promo there Gav, only thing I'd say is change your tag line it's a bit obvious.

Quote: bigfella @ June 2 2010, 8:09 AM BST

Nice Mr Gavin :)

High five for discreet advertising ;) :D

Quote: Paul W @ June 2 2010, 8:11 AM BST

My point exactly, and nice promo there Gav, only thing I'd say is change your tag line it's a bit obvious.

Yer it's a bit shit but couldn't think of ought else. Will have to get the old thinking hat on.

Quote: Gavin @ June 2 2010, 8:09 AM BST

My friend has a degree in IT and works as a plumper currently

Does he go round all the DFS stores sorting out their cushions? :)

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