British Comedy Guide

Most Inappropriate Obituary

"Sports man, charity worker and part-time necrophiliac; now with the people he loved."

"Father, grandfather and friend to all passed away peacefully in a ghost train."

Anyone got any more?

"Tony Blair: Sadly missed."

It works on two levels, you see; firstly, no-one misses him, and secondly, hopefully he'll still be brought before a firing squad for his crimes.

David Laws - 'It was a great two weeks.'

Gary Glitter - 'Remember Me This Way.'

Gay Puppet Sooty was found dead last night.
He passed away peacefully in his sweep.

Quote: Aaron @ June 1 2010, 8:36 PM BST

"Tony Blair: Sadly missed."

It works on two levels, you see; firstly, no-one misses him, and secondly, hopefully he'll still be brought before a firing squad for his crimes.

Factually incorrect I'm afraid Old Bean.

I miss him.

Quote: Oldrocker @ June 1 2010, 9:33 PM BST

Factually incorrect I'm afraid Old Bean.

I miss him.

Well you should practise your aim a bit more.

Quote: Nogget @ June 1 2010, 9:35 PM BST

Well you should practise your aim a bit more.

Ho hum.

It was the most exciting and vigorous night of my life. He was so energetic and full of life, I had no idea he had a dodgy ticker. My thoughts go out to his wife and children. Seeing as he was a regular, I shall waver the fee on his last and final visit.

God bless him... Stiff right to the end!

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