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Robyn needs a haircut, but her hairdresser will not pick up the phone/is not there. Unimpressed

My Freedom Pass has arrived! :D

That means you have to pay half my fare whenever we go anywhere now.

That's the rules.
*nods*

Quote: Aaron @ June 1 2010, 4:08 PM BST

My Freedom Pass has arrived! :D

....Sounds like something from the prisoner. Are you now allowed into the populous Number 15?

Means he can travel anywhere, on anything for FREE for at least the next 5 years.

I am literally melting with jealousy.

I didn't realise voting Tory was actually a disability.

Why is Aaron entitled to this? If that's not too personal.

Quote: Nil Putters @ June 1 2010, 4:23 PM BST

I didn't realise voting Tory was actually a disability.

Why is Aaron entitled to this? If that's not too personal.

He doesn't have any limbs.

He did last time I saw him.

Zooo chopped them off since then. She's running the site now.

Ha, we seem to have gone on about this in several threads recently, I'm amazed you haven't read it! :) He isn't allowed to drive because he has epilepsy.

(So he says.)

Quote: EllieJP @ June 1 2010, 4:28 PM BST

Zooo chopped them off since then. She's running the site now.

Using his arms sellotaped to my body?

Quote: zooo @ June 1 2010, 4:30 PM BST

Ha, we seem to have gone on about this in several threads recently, I'm amazed you haven't read it! :) He isn't allowed to drive because he has epilepsy.

(So he says.)

Ah.

I don't read everything anymore. :P

Quote: Nil Putters @ June 1 2010, 4:27 PM BST

He did last time I saw him.

Surprisingly, I wasn't actually being serious about the no limbs thing.

:O Really?!!!

Being epileptic doesn't mean you can't work. And if you can work you can pay for your own transportation. I don't mind the genuinely disabled getting free stuff etc, but epilepsy. COME ON!!!

Quote: Matthew Stott @ June 1 2010, 4:31 PM BST

Surprisingly, I wasn't actually being serious about the no limbs thing.

*Puts hatchet away* Oh Man!!!

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