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Ellie is having a stressful morning.

Quote: EllieJP @ June 1 2010, 10:14 AM BST

Ellie is having a stressful morning.

Out of tea bags?

?

Quote: Gavin @ June 1 2010, 10:26 AM BST

Out of tea bags?

I don't think that's a stressful morning for me. That's a pretty small grain of sand in the mass desert of stress.

Quote: EllieJP @ June 1 2010, 11:34 AM BST

I don't think that's a stressful morning for me. That's a pretty small grain of sand in the mass desert of stress.

Just imagine all the people giving you stress, at the end of their lives, begging for you mercy.

That should do it.

Quote: john lucas 101 @ June 1 2010, 11:35 AM BST

Just imagine all the people giving you stress, at the end of their lives, begging for you mercy.

That should do it.

Unimpressed

Quote: EllieJP @ June 1 2010, 11:38 AM BST

Unimpressed

You knows it.

Quote: EllieJP @ June 1 2010, 11:34 AM BST

I don't think that's a stressful morning for me. That's a pretty small grain of sand in the mass desert of stress.

Lol! get an assistant then.

Hang on, we're only getting this on EllieVision. What about the poor shlubs she's stressing out!

Quote: chipolata @ June 1 2010, 11:53 AM BST

Hang on, we're only getting this on EllieVision. What about the poor shlubs she's stressing out!

The shredding machine doesn't have feelings.

Chip's got a meeting with a pushy woman later. "YOU'VE BEEN AVOIDING ME!" she just shout-laughed when she saw him.

Run away and hide in the toilets.

Quote: zooo @ June 1 2010, 12:08 PM BST

Run away and hide in the toilets.

Whilst shouting "I need an Adult!!"

Quote: zooo @ June 1 2010, 12:08 PM BST

Run away and hide in the toilets.

I might give her a copy of Leper Fight and ask for feedback. Then it is she who would avoid me!

My son Charlie has just said me, "Dad, would you rather wrestle with the Queen or play Wii Sports on the Wii?"

I have no idea what's in that boy's head sometimes... Errr

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