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Robyn nearly knocked her tea over with her foot because the cat couldn't cuddle her close enough while she was trying to sit down.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ May 28 2010, 10:20 AM BST

Robyn nearly knocked her tea over with her foot because the cat couldn't cuddle her close enough while she was trying to sit down.

Cat's and tea are always a bad combination. I hate it when I'm trying to drink and they come and bunt the cup.

She keeps trying to do that! I just kissed the top of her head and now she seems happy.

*Lucas tries to think of something not involving either test-icles or random blue language. Fails*

Aw, how clever. You still made sure you said testicles. Hilarious.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ May 28 2010, 10:25 AM BST

Aw, how clever. You still made sure you said testicles. Hilarious.

Ah.....bums!

Quote: chipolata @ May 28 2010, 9:58 AM BST

Chip's just had more trouble from the shop assistant in Holland & Barret! She was standing by a till, so Chip went to that one and put his lemon juice on the counter. She immediately moved to another till at the opposite end of the counter and said, "I'm at this till, not that one."

It's beginning to feel like a vendetta!

Did she see your hands?

Quote: EllieJP @ May 28 2010, 10:37 AM BST

Did she see your hands?

She saw my index finger as I left.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ May 28 2010, 10:20 AM BST

Robyn nearly knocked her tea over with her foot because the cat couldn't cuddle her close enough while she was trying to sit down.

That makes almost no sense! Laughing out loud

Quote: Nogget @ May 28 2010, 9:04 AM BST

What style of beer will it be?

An ESB.

Extremely Strong Bastard?

Ecoli Sarin Bomb?

Quote: chipolata @ May 28 2010, 9:58 AM BST

Chip's just had more trouble from the shop assistant in Holland & Barret! She was standing by a till, so Chip went to that one and put his lemon juice on the counter. She immediately moved to another till at the opposite end of the counter and said, "I'm at this till, not that one."

It's beginning to feel like a vendetta!

Why are you buying lemon juice at Holland and Barrett?

Maybe she's just trying to save you money?

Quote: sootyj @ May 28 2010, 1:36 PM BST

Ecoli Sarin Bomb?

Possibly. It looks pretty funky at the moment.

Quote: sootyj @ May 28 2010, 1:36 PM BST

Why are you buying lemon juice at Holland and Barrett?

I always forget to buy it in the supermarket.

What do you need so much lemon juice for? Why not use fresh lemons?

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ May 28 2010, 1:45 PM BST

What do you need so much lemon juice for? Why not use fresh lemons?

1. I drink too much and foolishly believe that drinking a lot of lemon juice will save my liver.
2. Who's got time to squeeze lemons?

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