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Words that should be a criminal offence to use Page 8

Anyone who says thinking outside the box.

Should be made to sit in a box for the rest of the day.

Quote: sootyj @ May 27 2010, 8:33 PM BST

Anyone who says thinking outside the box.

Should be made to sit in a box for the rest of the day.

Then they wouldn't be able to think. You haven't thought this through.

Quote: DaButt @ May 27 2010, 8:28 PM BST

What's a ringfence?

If someone gave you $100 and said it was ringfenced to the purchase of beer, you couldn't spend it on a crayfish supper. Only beer !

:)

'Regular' when used to indicate size. e.g. regular fries.

What happened to small, medium and large?

:|

Quote: Oldrocker @ May 27 2010, 9:03 PM BST

'Regular' when used to indicate size. e.g. regular fries.

What happened to small, medium and large?

:|

Clearly it is an attempt at marketing, to avoid selling 'small' portions, but it occurs to me that they could rename their smallest portions as 'diet' fries.

Surreal is not a superlative
(Unless, of course, is a 32 with moo and two; thereafter we can negotiate)

Heard one today . . where there is something blocking the successful completion of a project . . 'we need to rod the drains on this one'

Sick

Quote: Oldrocker @ May 27 2010, 9:55 PM BST

Heard one today . . where there is something blocking the successful completion of a project . . 'we need to rod the drains on this one'

Sick

Not used in real life? Surely?
*Gasps dramatically. Hand on heart*

...on acid.

God that annoys me. Take some drugs and eat your own head you knobber.

"Hi"

No, I'm not high. I'm just confused and pissed off. So, I'd appreciate it if chirpy shop assistants of all ages and genders greeted me with a traditional "hello", "good morning", or just a glare and a grunt, if it comes to it. Anything but "hi". We're not American cheerleaders buying a Coke and a few rounds of ammo in the high school tuck shop.

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Quote: Oldrocker @ May 27 2010, 9:03 PM BST

If someone gave you $100 and said it was ringfenced to the purchase of beer, you couldn't spend it on a crayfish supper. Only beer !

:)

'Regular' when used to indicate size. e.g. regular fries.

What happened to small, medium and large?

:|

It's just Americanisations

Just like idiots who call a series a season

Quote: David Carmon @ May 27 2010, 10:57 PM BST

I
Just like idiots who call a series a season

Talking of which we don't see so much of jim field these days. Probably too busy shagging supermodels.

Quote: Timbo @ May 27 2010, 11:01 PM BST

Talking of which we don't see so much of jim field these days.

I believe Jim Field has passed away. Somewhat ironically, he was run over and killed by a garbage truck.

Quote: DaButt @ May 27 2010, 8:28 PM BST

Saying it is ok, as it's just the words "could" and "have" slurred together. But if someone writes it out it makes me want to slap them.

Quote: Timbo @ May 27 2010, 11:01 PM BST

Talking of which we don't see so much of jim field these days. Probably too busy shagging supermodels.

:D

Quote: Matthew Stott @ May 26 2010, 9:05 AM BST

Uncouth if you're not about sixty years old.

Why isn't 'couth' used more? I just Googled it and it's a word!

Epiphany Sick serendipity Sick organic Sick are said a lot by American showbizzy people and they make me spew. Ban these fey Californian newagey words from Britain, Cameron!

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