British Comedy Guide

Are you a heat hater? Page 17

Quote: AngieBaby @ May 24 2010, 8:23 PM BST

I like it when the sun comes out and people start getting a little bit 'loco'.

I walked past a woman today who was dancing to her ipod in the middle of Cheapside. She had a big grin on her face, loving the sunshine.

I'd have slapped her and told her to compose herself in a suitably British fashion.

She probably wants to be in some sort of mobile phone advert.

Surely a feminine hygiene advert?

Maybe even for a stool softener?

Incontinence pads.

S.T.D educational film?

This'll probably get chipolata all hot under the collar when he reads it later.

Oh, that Chip! Pleased

It's more bearable today. I even had my fan heater on a bit before leaving this morning.

Only fans of Morrissey - who lives in sunny California - enjoy cold, dreary, drizzly weather. On the other hand, hot, sticky and humid is even more unpleasant. I'll settle for 17-21, with a light breeze. During hay fever season, dark glasses and a cold coffin work best.

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Quote: Michael O'Connor @ May 27 2010, 10:56 PM BST

Only fans of Morrissey - who lives in sunny California - enjoy cold, dreary, drizzly weather.

I have no knowledge of him, but I'm certain I'd hate it from what I have read.

Cold, dreary, drizzly weather. <3

I'm lucky because I normally hate the hot weather but the 2 or 3 really hot days we had here last week I never felt because I was suffering from a cold and sore throat.

If it was hot then I didn't know about it as I was still cold.

Hello Sun, why don't you just f**k off?

Yeah!
You big yellow bastard!

Quote: Matthew Stott @ July 9 2010, 9:47 AM BST

Hello Sun, why don't you just f**k off?

We'd all die if it did. Rolling eyes

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