Quote: Marc P @ May 27 2010, 10:31 AM BSTYes I think the word is scald unless you're just going to tell them off!
Ah bugger! Oops!
(Scald Schmald!)
Quote: EllieJP @ May 27 2010, 10:33 AM BSTI meant tell them off.
Shame!
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Sometimes, very rarely I will grant you, what you think is going to be bad news is in fact good news.
Quote: bigfella @ May 27 2010, 10:41 AM BSTSometimes, very rarely I will grant you, what you think is going to be bad news is in fact good news.
You've peeled off your sunburnt skin and lost another stone? 
Quote: chipolata @ May 27 2010, 10:47 AM BSTYou've peeled off your sunburnt skin and lost another stone?
Trust you to talk about peeling one off.
Quote: john lucas 101 @ May 27 2010, 10:54 AM BSTTrust you to talk about peeling one off.
Ironically, I've just peeled one off. A satsuma, that is! Hey? Hey? A satsu... Oh, f**k off!! JUST FUCK THE FUCK OFF!!
Quote: chipolata @ May 27 2010, 11:01 AM BSTIronically, I've just peeled one off. A satsuma, that is! Hey? Hey? A satsu... Oh, f**k off!! JUST FUCK THE FUCK OFF!!
More coincidental than ironical, surely?
And yes, I will f**k off.
Mph. Scared.
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ May 27 2010, 11:07 AM BST
Of the world at large or merely the recent appalling content of this thread?
Quote: john lucas 101 @ May 27 2010, 11:05 AM BSTMore coincidental than ironical, surely?
Yes. You can f**k the f**k right back now. 
Both, but the latter is prevalent at the moment.
Also - very misplaced use of 'merely', imho.
Quote: chipolata @ May 27 2010, 11:17 AM BSTYes. You can f**k the f**k right back now.
Righto.
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ May 27 2010, 11:17 AM BSTBoth, but the latter is prevalent at the moment.
Also - very misplaced use of 'merely', imho.
Well exweese me! 
Anyway, Chip's doin' all the dirty words!
Quote: john lucas 101 @ May 27 2010, 11:19 AM BSTAnyway, Chip's doin' all the dirty words!
Hah! It was you that raised your balls!
Quote: chipolata @ May 27 2010, 11:29 AM BSTHah! It was you that raised your balls!
Yeah I brought up the balls but you raised the stakes by repeated usage of the f word (f**k). Which is very offensive.
Quote: Darren Pomroy @ May 27 2010, 10:26 AM BSTAll this sexual innuendo so early in the morning, shocking!
This, innuendo? Have you ever seen a Carry On film?!
Quote: Aaron @ May 27 2010, 12:24 PM BSTThis, innuendo? Have you ever seen a Carry On film?!
Yes I turned it off after 15 minutes, it was shit.