MADAME POMPIDOM SITS ON HER LUXURY BED IN HER DUNGEON CELL.
SUDDENLY THE DOOR IS FLUNG OPEN AND THE THREE MUSKETEERS ENTER.
Porthos:
Fear not Madame we have come to save you.
Madame Pompidom:
Can it really be? The Three Musketeers, praise the Lord for this miracle.
Athos:
Quick This way! There's not a moment to lose my lady.
Madame Pompidom:
Thank you the Three Musketeers.
Aramis:
Hold on a second....
Athos:
There Isn't time, we must make Haste.
Aramis:
Madame?
Madame Pompidom:
Yes My Brave Musketeer
Aramis:
Do you actually know our names?
Madame Pompidom:
You are the three Musketeers, look at you all . the Three of you there, you dashing handsome heroes you..
Aramis:
I knew it!
Athos:
Oh not this again please, what does it matter if she doesn't know our names?
Aramis:
Of course it bloody matters! It's always the same, they take us for granted.
Athos:
Quick! I think the guards are approaching.
Porthos:
Of course she knows all our names, I'm sure she is just unsure which of whom of us is who because we all look so handsome.
Aramis:
Ok then Madame, worry not which who is whom, just tell us our names three.
Madame Pompidom:
Ooh well um I do know this, don't tell me now let me see.... Not Zorro, um hold on.. Ah D'artagnan
Aramis:
Wrong!
Porthos:
Let her off that one, everyone says Dartagnan first,
Aramis:
Ok one more chance!
Athos:
The Guards are still approaching!
Madame Pompidom:
Ooh hold on, I know them I do...erm is one of them is something like Pathos?
Porthos:
Are you pronouncing that Porthos or Athos?
Aramis:
Oy don't give it away! .
Madame Pompidom:
Oh yes that's what I meant, Porthos.... Athos and ...
Aramis:
You need all three otherwise we'll leave you here.
Porthos:
No we won't
Aramis:
Oh yes we will, I've had enough of this, Sometimes I feel like going solo
One for one & one for one & all that.
Madame Pompidom:
Can I at least have a clue?
Aramis:
No more clues. You should have done your research, have you never heard of Scrollepedia?
Athos:
They've more or less approached now!
Madame Pompidom:
Oh I don't know! I got two right! Can't you just rescue me two thirds of the way?
Porthos:
Seems fair!
Athos:
We'll get her out of the castle but we won't walk her all the way home.
Aramis:
Well you can do it without me! Go on sod off! The pair of you and take that ungrateful Woman with you!
Madame Pompidom:
Hmph! How dare you! Ungrateful Woman? I do have a name you know!
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