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Words that should be a criminal offence to use Page 2

I like pants, it's kinda a mouldy old one that's got class with age like a bottle of port.

And chillax is a very useful word. As it identifys some one as a c**t instantly, like striped indicate a tiger.

But for Sootyj

"Yagetme" Mean I am an idiot who can not make himself clear.

Words don't mean anything people do.

You'll never be invited to edit the OED with an attitude like that.

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That is true.

Quote: Oldrocker @ May 26 2010, 12:41 AM BST

Actually, I actually really cringe when people actually start using the word actually all the time.

I realised I was doing that all the time and with exactly and actually and the thing that annoyed me the most was that I wasn't even saying them correctly. Trained myself out of it though.

Swear words. In public. It's lazy and uncouth.

Quote: chipolata @ May 26 2010, 9:03 AM BST

Swear words. In public. It's lazy and uncouth.

Uncouth if you're not about sixty years old.

Quote: Matthew Stott @ May 26 2010, 9:05 AM BST

Uncouth if you're not about sixty years old.

Having standards of civility makes you old? Well, colour me fuddy-duddy.

Quote: chipolata @ May 26 2010, 9:10 AM BST

Having standards of civility makes you old? Well, colour me fuddy-duddy.

Get hip, Grandad.

(I clearly wasn't disagereeing about swearing)

Quote: Matthew Stott @ May 26 2010, 9:05 AM BST

Uncouth if you're not about sixty years old.

Stott puts on a back 2 front baseball cap, Argos jewelery and a Peter Andre Tshirt. Before going to Waitrose with his possee and shout "bum" until the security guard kicks him out.

Quote: Matthew Stott @ May 26 2010, 9:12 AM BST

Get hip, Grandad. (I clearly wasn't disagereeing about swearing)

I'm primed to think you're always disagreeing, even when you're agreeing.

Death to people who say 'lookee-likee'.

Similarly, 'in a xxxx styleeeeee'.

Or using 'back door' during a football match.

Dan

We're all mad round here.

Anyone who says that should be lobotmised.

Do people still say 'yeah yeah yeah' instead of a single 'yeah'? I've not heard it in a while.

Quote: chipolata @ May 26 2010, 9:10 AM BST

Having standards of civility makes you old? Well, colour me fuddy-duddy.

I assumed he meant it was okay to swear in public if you're a pensioner.

What I hate it the phrase, "It's political correctness gone mad!" That is absolutely always FAR more annoying than whatever political correctness sparked the comment.

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