Can you think of any boring cliches in comedy?
Then I got off the bus
Someone overhearing a doctor talking about a plant/dog/dinosaur that is going to die and thinking they are talking about them.
A misunderstanding that results in hilarity.
Quote: Badhead @ May 4 2010, 6:00 PM BSTCan you think of any boring cliches in comedy?
Stewart Lee.
Quote: Badhead @ May 4 2010, 6:00 PM BSTCan you think of any boring cliches in comedy?
Civil engineers?
Two guys in a café, one is reading a newspaper ...
"Oi Mick, you seen this?!"
Mick takes newspaper and starts to read - out loud - the wrong story.
Quote: Aaron @ May 5 2010, 4:33 PM BSTStewart Lee.
We were thinking along the same sort of lines there Ode Pal . .
Except I was going to say someone else !
Do either of you understand the irony of mentioning him on this particular thread? 
Or is it just a happy coincidence.
Quote: zooo @ May 5 2010, 9:02 PM BSTDo either of you understand the irony of mentioning him on this particular thread?
I reeeeeaaaalllly doubt it.
Along the lines of then I got off the bus.. there's the old
Then I got chucked out of Tescos, the Chip shop, whatever.
Hold on that's my Friday night!
"Hold on that's my Friday night"
There's another one for ya!
I'd better get off this thread sharpish.
Quote: zooo @ May 5 2010, 9:02 PM BSTDo either of you understand the irony of mentioning him on this particular thread?
Or is it just a happy coincidence.
Why do you think I chose him?
Ah, good boy.
Quote: Aaron @ May 5 2010, 4:33 PM BSTStewart Lee.
I genuinely do not understand how you could possibly think that.