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Are you a heat hater? Page 16

Quote: Paul W @ May 24 2010, 6:10 PM BST

At least give it time before we complain about it being hot, 2 weeks tops!

2 minutes is enough.

Quote: Paul W @ May 24 2010, 6:10 PM BST

At least give it time before we complain about it being hot, 2 weeks tops!

That's not the English way.

Try spending an entire day outside when it's 92F/33C and there are 2 huge propane burners boiling 20-gallon pots of water and a BBQ grill blazing away. It makes for quite a sweat fest.

Quote: DaButt @ May 24 2010, 6:21 PM BST

Try spending an entire day outside when it's 92F/33C and there are 2 huge propane burners boiling 20-gallon pots of water and a BBQ grill blazing away. It makes for quite a sweat fest.

That's why we ditched the colonies. It's no place for a civilised Englishman.

Quote: chipolata @ May 24 2010, 6:29 PM BST

That's why we ditched the colonies. It's no place for a civilised Englishman.

Air conditioning makes it perfectly livable.

Quote: DaButt @ May 24 2010, 6:21 PM BST

Try spending an entire day outside when it's 92F/33C and there are 2 huge propane burners boiling 20-gallon pots of water and a BBQ grill blazing away.

No thanks.

Quote: Aaron @ May 24 2010, 6:50 PM BST

No thanks.

Cold beer helps. It helps A LOT.

Because it numbs you to the pain and the stress of the heat.

Much like death.

beer = death

Quote: Aaron @ May 24 2010, 7:01 PM BST

Because it numbs you to the pain and the stress of the heat.

Much like death.

beer = death

Nothing too stressful about sitting on a chair and eating piles of food. No pain involved, either.

Beer = Life!

Quote: DaButt @ May 24 2010, 6:34 PM BST

Air conditioning makes it perfectly livable.

Not when you're outside though!

Quote: DaButt @ May 24 2010, 7:04 PM BST

Beer = Life!

mmmm . . . beer . . .

Beer = Belly.

Quote: chipolata @ May 24 2010, 7:07 PM BST

Beer = Belly.

*Pats his flat tummy* Not in this dojo!

Quote: Matthew Stott @ May 24 2010, 7:07 PM BST

Not when you're outside though!

It's not like you'll melt or anything.

One of the benefits of beer consumption is the need to make repeated trips to the blissfully air conditioned bathroom.

People smell in this heat.

Not me, obviously...

I like it when the sun comes out and people start getting a little bit 'loco'.

I walked past a woman today who was dancing to her ipod in the middle of Cheapside. She had a big grin on her face, loving the sunshine.

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