British Comedy Guide

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Quote: zooo @ May 24 2010, 2:36 PM BST

If you were sat in a train carriage on your own, would you be more afraid for your life if a gaggle of screaming women got on, or a crowd of shouting men?

I think maybe if you're a boy it's the women, and if you're a girl it's the men.

I think boys would be more annoyed than scared of the women; unless the boys were misogynists.

Quote: zooo @ May 24 2010, 2:30 PM BST

Apart from men on a stag do. Groping every female within reach, shouting, fighting and then finishing on a nice bit of drunken rohypnol rapeyness. :)

Aw, we didn't do any of that on the stags I've been on! :(

Quote: john lucas 101 @ May 24 2010, 2:32 PM BST

I've never been on a stag do.

I was hoping Rob H would invite me and you to his stag do, but apparently he went with Bishop and Douch instead. So he could get a good updating at the same time.

Never, Ever, Set up a home office in your garage.

Frezzing in Winter and today that big old door just soaking up the sun.

Its like a steamroom :(

Quote: bigfella @ May 24 2010, 4:26 PM BST

Never, Ever, Set up a home office in your garage. Frezzing in Winter and today that big old door just soaking up the sun. Its like a steamroom :(

You're turning into Frank bloody Spencer!

Don't put on any rollerskates.

I just made potato salad all by myself.
*is proud*

Well I don't keep breaking things.....apart from the ladies hearts

Quote: zooo @ May 24 2010, 4:31 PM BST

I just made potato salad all by myself.
*is proud*

Did you really just eat a bowl full of potatoes?

Quote: zooo @ May 24 2010, 4:31 PM BST

I just made potato salad all by myself.
*is proud*

Is that like potato and mayo and a bit of onion mix up?

Well, yes.

Quote: zooo @ May 24 2010, 4:31 PM BST

Don't put on any rollerskates.

:D

Quote: bigfella @ May 24 2010, 4:32 PM BST

Is that like potato and mayo and a bit of onion mix up?

And yes.

But I boiled the potatoes!
And used mint and chives that I grew!

Look, it's impressive okay?!
Angry

Quote: bigfella @ May 24 2010, 4:31 PM BST

Well I don't keep breaking things.....apart from the ladies hearts

I don't remember seeing you at any of my motivational seminars.
Cool

Quote: zooo @ May 24 2010, 4:33 PM BST

And yes.

But I boiled the potatoes!
And used mint and chives that I grew!

Look, it's impressive okay?!
Angry

I'm impressed. I always cook the potatoes too much and they end up being too soggy.

Quote: EllieJP @ May 24 2010, 4:53 PM BST

I'm impressed.

Yay!

My mum said 20 minutes, so that's what I did.
I do feel a bit over-potatoed up now though.

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