Quote: EllieJP @ May 24 2010, 10:14 AM BSTI sat in the shade on Saturday and still got burnt. How'd you figure that?
Never sit on the barbecue.
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Quote: EllieJP @ May 24 2010, 10:14 AM BSTI sat in the shade on Saturday and still got burnt. How'd you figure that?
The sun's rays can bounce off shiny surfaces and zap you like a heat ray.
Quote: chipolata @ May 24 2010, 10:50 AM BSTIt's suprising what you can learn through a telephoto lens!
It's not really spying if I know you're doing it. 
Quote: EllieJP @ May 24 2010, 11:16 AM BSTIt's not really spying if I know you're doing it.
In that case, you must also know what I'm doing while I'm doing it.
I do, but I like to pretend I don't.
We all do.
Quote: chipolata @ May 24 2010, 9:48 AM BSTThere are few things more scary than women on a hen do. Henning.
True.
Apart from men on a stag do. Groping every female within reach, shouting, fighting and then finishing on a nice bit of drunken rohypnol rapeyness. 
I've never been on a stag do. Bloody glad of it as well.
Quote: zooo @ May 24 2010, 2:30 PM BSTApart from men on a stag do. Groping every female within reach, shouting, fighting and then finishing on a nice bit of drunken rohypnol rapeyness.
No, women far scarier.
I would guess that 99% of hen nights and stag dos would be horrific funless occasions.
But then I am horrifically funless anyway.
Quote: Aaron @ May 24 2010, 2:34 PM BSTNo, women far scarier.
Nah, they don't tend to do the rapey bit.
Quote: zooo @ May 24 2010, 2:30 PM BSTApart from men on a stag do. Groping every female within reach, shouting, fighting and then finishing on a nice bit of drunken rohypnol rapeyness.
Yes, you made a very good honorary best man that night, zooo.
If you were sat in a train carriage on your own, would you be more afraid for your life if a gaggle of screaming women got on, or a crowd of shouting men?
I think maybe if you're a boy it's the women, and if you're a girl it's the men.
Quote: Leevil @ May 24 2010, 2:34 PM BSTYes, you made a very good honorary best man that night, zooo.
Go me!
Quote: zooo @ May 24 2010, 2:34 PM BSTI would guess that 99% of hen nights and stag dos would be horrific funless occasions.
This was really nice. Picnic on the park with frisbee and boules etc. Then pimms in a nice airy pub. Then a nice Thai meal and then kareoke. It was stripper free and very classy.
Haha, yes a daylight one does sound a lot nicer.