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Not sure David... just a reminder about using capitals in your posts please. :)

Quote: David Carmon @ May 20 2010, 2:22 PM BST

does system restore clear everything off?

even stuff you want o keep?

Well that depends on what you want to keep, doesn't it?

And no, it doesn't clear everything.

Quote: Aaron @ May 16 2010, 8:58 PM BST

Maybe he had acquired a number of military engineering instructional tapes. And there you were, pouring scorn on him. You should be ashamed. YOU SICKEN ME.

:(

Something occured to me today...

If a girl wants you to go with a man and says that they have to practice safe sex, doesn't it become a form of prostitution? I mean, for the sex act to take place the man has to have bought a packet of condoms so therefore money has had to have changed hands.

To get laid the man has paid money and in this case Boots the Chemist is the pimp. :)

Yes.

Quote: Tuumble @ May 23 2010, 12:21 AM BST

Something occured to me today...

If a girl wants you to go with a man and says that they have to practice safe sex

Does that need to be reworded, cos I don't know WTF you're on about. :)

Quote: zooo @ May 23 2010, 12:30 AM BST

Does that need to be reworded, cos I don't know WTF you're on about. :)

Wonder if it's the Catholic line that sex should only be practiced for the procreation of life and anything for pleasure, using a condom, is sinful ?

'Dancing is sinful!'

'No, it's not!'

'It is the way I used to do it!'

(Hancock - Wild Man of the Woods, second innings, England 25 for two, Cowdrey on strike)

P.S. Will somebody put the bloody clock right !'
Angry

Yeah, I'll try to remember to do that later.

Check out the interest rate !

https://www.wonga.com/

F**k me.

They do go on to explain it in quite an interesting way though.

And I think they may have quite a few defaulters.

Quote: bigfella @ May 23 2010, 9:58 PM BST

They do go on to explain it in quite an interesting way though.

Yeah !

'Get this Chavs, we're really your friends ! Stay away from nasty conventional banks. After all, look what they've done to the world!'

:)

Ray Alan's died.

Quote: chipolata @ May 24 2010, 4:15 PM BST

Ray Alan's died.

:(

His former showbiz partner Lord Charles has just issued this statement....

Quote: will Cam @ May 24 2010, 7:47 PM BST

:(

His former showbiz partner Lord Charles has just issued this statement....

Is the number one suspect in a failed murder suicide.

Quote: sootyj @ May 24 2010, 7:49 PM BST

Is the number one suspect in a failed murder suicide.

Lord Charles, through his new partner, Roger De Courcey, has issued this rebuttal:

"Guy Dodally Ge-nigh anyting to do wit the deaf"

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