JESUS IS WALKING DOWN THE STREET CHATTING ON HIS MOBILE
JESUS (into Phone)
A volcanic ash cloud!?....Well I'll have a full bloody refund then......WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO REFUND?...If I pay for something and you don't deliver it then I should get my money back, simple. A what?...ahh, one of those is it...he just always has to stick his bloody nose in!
JESUS HANGS UP AND DIALS OUT AGAIN
JESUS (into Phone)
Dad, what the f**k are you playing at? You know I've got to fly out at seven and you decide that once again your going to do one of your "acts". And now, because of you I won't even get a refund. This is just typical of you dad. Typical. Oh and tell mum I won't be coming for dinner on Friday!
JESUS HANGS UP